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I dislike Shinsou x blondes. Like, I feel absolutely no chemistry with those ships whatsoever. Especially Shinmono, but that’s probably my general dislike towards Monoma. By blondes I mean his most popular ships, by the way.
Maybe it’s not even them. Maybe it’s the electric blonde x subdued insomniac thing, because I don’t ship Erasermic either. It’s just such a repititive trope the only exception being shinojiro.
I do like their friendships and dynamic, but turning it romantic genuinely exhausts me. Monoma can just.. stay there. In that corner. Raving to himself. Of all the characters, i connect with him the least, and my bitch of an ex-bff is only PARTLY the reason.
Maybe Im just needlessly picky. I’ve got this vision stuck in my head and I’m definitely biased. I like Shinsou with people on the same wavelength as him, if different frequencies. Like Todoroki, or Momo, or Tsu or even Ochako to some extent. Iida too. The list gets cut off very short when I only want calmer, slightly more relating people.
And it’s not even that they have to be similar, and I DO enjoy opposites attract. But I love it when the differences aren’t surface level, they’re in sync but still their own instrument. Shintodo likes naps, but Shouto likes it because it gives him a sense of safety, hence alluding to warmth, and Shinsou likes it because it silences his brain, hence alluding to a colder conclusion. Hot and cold, see?
In short, I like nuance rather than stark differences, and boy are the ships I mentioned full of nuance. Shintodo is lonely. Shouto from isolation and Hitoshi from alienation. Shiniida has something to prove. ShinMomo doesn’t feel self confidence. Shinochako are underdogs. Shintsu are self serving.
If you like Shinkami or Shinmono, I’m not trying to attack you. I just wanted to rant about these- in my eyes- overused ships and the other ones I feel could be super neat. And yeah, it seems I ship Shinsou with more girls than guys, even if I ship him with those two boys with more intensity.
I just needed to get this out of my system because I’ve seen so. Many. Shinmono. Posts. In my feed and I can’t figure out how to block it and it’s frustrating me. I don’t know where they’re coming from I NEVER interacted with Shinmono posts in the first place.
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😏 Who is bolder in public (hand-holding, kisses, etc.)?
None. I mean, it's their dirty little secret. They won't go public about showing there is anything going on between them. No one should know, that's a part of a thrill of it. And knowing Aizen, he is especially careful not to slip, perfectly pretending the thing they did half an hour ago has no effect on him. And knowing Shinji, he might be tempted to ruin that perfectly careful facade on purpose by doing something bold just to piss Aizen off, and then to regret this choice dearly. On the other hand, because Aizen has a failsafe of Kyoka Suigetsu himself out of any public situation, he'd be willing to take some risk in a public place...
🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?
Oh, I bet there were moments of genuine connection, calm, or what almost felt like having fun back in the Soul Society.
Like that time they came up with the exactly same plan/strategy for the mission and they understood that their way of analytic/strategic thinking isn't that far apart, like, that they could teamwork so well if they tried. Or maybe just something small that started as pretending but turned out to be a bit too comfortable for both, like walking through a blooming garden in silence, but not this hostile type of silence, just a calm one that doesn't ask anything from you. And then something like: "These assholes from Central 46, am I right...", and Aizen blinking, cause yeah, Shinji is totally right about them. And they both know it.
🖤 What’s the darkest “we’ll never tell anyone” thing they’ve done together?
Aside from them having an work-place affair? Hmm, that is tricky because usually Shinji has an eye on Aizen and each suspicious move could end up with reporting him, however, Shinji is also the one who would break some rules and Aizen, playing a loyal lieutenant, would help covering for him. So what if one time it went really poor, they were not where they supposed to be and that cost some lives, and this is yet another secret shared between them?
UraAi:
⚓ If one of them had to leave forever, what would they leave behind for the other?
Aizen - would leave Kisuke the Hogyouku, of course! Beaus part of it already belongs to Kisuke and if not for Kisuke, it would never be compleated anyway, so if Aizen is about to disappear from existence anyway, he could as well wish his Hogyouku, and a part of him with it, would start listening to Kisuke from now on. He is the only one worth of this invention, anyway.
Urahara - he'd leave his handwritten notes to Aizen, because he knows, Aizen would probably get his hands on them anyway, but so he would leave a personal note among them, for Aizen to read. Not a letter, not a confession, but something short and seemingly not even important. But he knows Aizen would understand. With all the attention Aizen has always payed to him, Kisuke can be sure this gesture won't be missed. And maybe it would even force Aizen to reflect at his own, choose immortality, and how it only makes you appreciate fragile things when they are already gone.
☕ Who’s the morning person & how do they lure the night owl out of bed?
I think they are both night owls. Both too focused/obsessed with their work/research/experiments to just stop and go to bed, and continue the next day. We see Aizen conducting his very illegal hollowfication tests mainly late at night for obvious reason, at day he has a good captain persona to maintain. While Kisuke also pulls the allnighters and then oversleeps. The difference is, Aizen is more disciplined, and he'd bruteforce himself to get up early even after the whole night of doing evil. While Kisuke will be late at work, and wouldn't even feel too embarrassed. So when Aizen wants to lure Urahara out of bed, he simply needs to say: "You know that Yoruichi-san is already waiting for you for an past hour, and her mood is getting worse with every passing minute you waste, correct? And don't bother asking why didn't I wake you up earlier. I'm not responsible for your failure, but I'll be happy to watch you try talk your way out of that." (Is Yoruichi really waiting? Who knows?).
👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?
Aizen. Kisuke is almost never jealous because he has more options, and he knows that. And while Aizen theoretically could use his charm to seduce anybody, Kisuke knows that on intellectual level Aizen won't find what he's looking for.
Aizen thinks he's not obvious, beaus of course he has a perfect control over his emotions and how he chooses to express them, however, when it comes to Kisuke Urahara, he tends to slip... So perhaps ignoring Yoruichi, and refusing to interact with her isn't as subtle as he thinks it is. And cutting Shinji's long, beautiful hair just because he said Kisuke reminds him of himself also reads rather petty. Oh, and I'm not even counting how many people Aizen stalked, ruined their lives, or just murdered because they got a tad to friendly with his arch-enemy. Just ask Gin, he'd confirm this.
UraShin:
🌪️ What’s the most chaotic thing they’ve done together on pure impulse?
I feel like the list would be long: starting with a random public singing in the middle of a street, ending with doing 'it' at the shop, in the middle of day and with Yoruichi catching them (and scolding them cause the kinds could walk in on them!). But they'd also spread a more calculated, and kind o petty brand of chaos, like a deeply complex prank on Hiyori, or kinda dark revenge plan of how to subtly mess with Central 46 and not get caught.
Yuhazen:
🚪 Who’s more likely to say “we’re not leaving this room today”?
Both are equally capable of saying that, and meaning that, because both are used to order others around and neither takes 'no' for an answer. Imagine a scenario where Aizen joins Yhwach, gets to Silbern with him, and gets invited to YH's private chambers one evening. And that night Jugram wouldn't get to switch his powers for the Allmighty. And the next morning, the Quincy King still isn't kin on letting his guest go anywhere. "Where do you think you're going?" he asks, catching Aizen's wrist. "You're not leaving this room until I say so." There is a spark of refusal flickering inside Aizen at that line, but when he thinks of it...: "Well, neither do you." I guess the war against shinigami can wait for one day.
UraMayu:
🍷 Who gets tipsy first & starts spilling embarrassing love confessions?
Can Mayuri even get drunk with all the modifications he had done to his body? Bet he has some intoxication antidote already circulating in his system - cause what is alcohol if not another type of poison? Also, drinking is a type of activity Mayuri would never appreciate. However, if his arrogant colleague insist, he can indulge and watch Urahara embarrass himself. As predicted, Urahara is getting tipsy as every average mind, his posture loose, his speech a little slurry, and his cheeks reddish. So Mayuri feels like his better, because of course he is, until Urahara starts saying things that were not expected like: "You know, Nemuri Project, this is really something... You might actually surpass me on this one. I'm proud..." Mayuri goes speechless.
👀 Who gets jealous more easily & how obvious are they about it?
oh, it's most definitely aizen.
kisuke would definitely be a cheeky bastard that enjoys a bit of flirting here and there with yoruichi and even shinji, and aizen would absolutely hate it. aizen being jealous makes kisuke feel very smug and is also SUCH good entertainment because nine times out of ten aizen'll make a fool of himself. aizen gets so jealous if kisuke does one thing with someone else that he doesn’t do with him, and you can tell because his ears turn kind of red, and he starts bristling or fidgeting with things while glaring at kisuke. he even butts into the conversation sometimes and says actually, i think i also... and goes on a tangent.
🎂 How do they celebrate each other’s birthdays?
sex. jk. actually not really. aizen and kisuke don't really celebrate each other's birthdays together. aizen dislikes how kisuke has friends to celebrate with (tries to sabotage it) and he pretends not to care about his own. (tho, i'm willing to bed that convo with toshiro in a side chapter shows that he kind of cares about his birthday...) but kisuke never makes it a point to celebrate and aizen hates that.... but if he pleads enough with those eyes they can celebrate :3
😤 Who apologizes first after a fight, even if they weren't wrong?
[au] in a domestic au, kisuke totally would. he might be right, but it's not worth aizen's pettiness and stubborness. one time after an argument, he was about to shave and aizen offered to do it for him. the man looked so murderous, kisuke was terrified. so now he apologizes just to appease his sosuke.
🕰️ If they could go back in time, what moment would they relive together?
i think aizen would choose to relive that one moment in turn back the pendulum, where kisuke finally arrives to meet him, notices him in shock and horror, asking tessai ‘what is he…’ he has that moment on replay. the elation of outsmarting urahara kisuke in an intellectual most. relishing the feeling of finally being recognized by kisuke after centuries of stalking.
kisuke would relive that first moment as a kid when aizen saw him, because he never paid attention to aizen back then. he wants to see kid aizen again, see if there was even an ounce of innocence in those eyes, ever. and if he could change it by noticing aizen.
🧡 What color reminds each of them of the other?
hot pink reminds kisuke of shinji. because of that one moment where he was trying on human clothes, the atmosphere tense and thick after aizen's betrayal, and shinji tried on the tightets, most ridiculous hot pink boxers that had him and kisuke laughing til they cried.
purple reminds shinji of kisuke as much as it does of aizen, which is something he absolutely hates. it's always a nagging thought in the back of his mind how kisuke and aizen share such similar traits in how they act and think, and this association just confirms it, which is why he never admits it. instead he goes with the safest option — green.
🌸 What nickname do they have for each other that would mortify them if others heard?
shinji calls kisuke sweetcheeks cause kisuke does have a nice, a bit muscular and firm butt. though he does it only in private. sure, kisuke would rock the nickname in public too but shinji wouldn't
kisuke calls shinji 'Jijii' as a way to remind him that he's older than kisuke. shinji hates it hahaha
