#millennial core

Ahahaha…this has…spawned from…staying up till 2am…where I heard a song I haven’t heard in years…and I thought…

“man…I wonder how these guys would act in this era?”

Ladies and gentlemen alongside the rest I welcome you into my dark and disturbing mind….be warned…for it is VERY scary..

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This is your LAST warning…Turn back now…before it’s too late!!!!!!!

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I present to you….

An AU unlike no other…..

Something’s Wrong With Sunny Day Jack: Millennial Edition!

Yes I did draw all the men (except the manager because like I’m so tired…)

Fair warning I drew everything super late at night. I’m typing this only at night so I can have the authentic exhaustion that spurred these demented thoughts.

By the gods I hope and pray that the company nor the artist EVER sees this bro 😭😭 OH I’D ACTUALLY SOB MAN THIS IS INSANE. THIS MAKES ZERO SENSE—LIKE THERE IS NOTHING TO GAIN FROM ME DOING ALL OF THIS EXCEPT THAT I FOUND IT FUNNY—

Okay…Now onto the Headcanons…

THE MC:

yeah no you still work at a froyo place but there’s EDM music… “On and On” is like playing every six songs

you definitely have an impressive score on Candy Crush and Fruit Ninja

That EOS egg is a CONSTANT item (or like alternatively Burt’s Bees because I swear everyone bought into one of those)

Also…Galaxy is SOMEWHERE on you idc if it’s a phone case, pants, hoodie, bag…it’s there…like a curse…

It’s either that or some animal with glasses and/or a bow tie. Pick your poison!

alright…I’m gonna start in Descending order (I KNOW WHO YOU’RE HERE FOR. I WANNA PUT HIM FIRST BUT THE OTHERS DON’T HAVE AS MUCH ART…GOTTA GET THROUGH THEM..)

Nick:

(Initial and second sketch…)

Ya he’s a Snap KING

Criminal fashion crime: Jacket and Blazer combo

there’s definitely a band shirt underneath it all

Nose Ring (probably…removable…idk if they are removable and I don’t feel like using Google I don’t TRUST that thing)

Scarf because I just know on the low he goes to local coffee shops or something

Definitely still a freak. I don’t think I need to elaborate.

Beanie Bum

Also yes I imagine the hair dye is extremely saturated to contrast his super dark clothes

Probably works at a Hot Topic…not all the time…might actually be the manager…

He actually saw the MC before in Hot Topic looking for merch on Invader Zim and helped out…but chickened out on actually making a move because it would’ve been on company time and after that 08’ crash he needs to keep this job AT ALL COSTS

But it’s like the stars aligned when he visited the Froyo shop with his friends.

You don’t even remember him..yikes, it threw him off his game, totally awkward…

Second attempt he goes for the Snap!

He shoots…and…he MISSES! 😔

oh well, he tried!

…He swears something is watching him after that interaction though.

Shaun:

I FORGOT TO ADD MOONPIE FORGIVE ME…

Oh yeah he’s still a writer!

He has glasses but chooses not to wear it because “Makes me look like a geek..and I’m no geek!”

He is a geek btw

Still loves his beloved genre, and is definitely a top reviewer

He 100% has a “#1 cat dad” mug

Actually he has a ton of cat themed stuff

Crossbody because his notebooks at in there and it make him look cooler

…Btw he has a tumblr and by golly he uses the mess out of it

He’s going to use so many tumblr lingos and you are going to be spending an hour listening to him explain all the threads

Probably on instagram leaving short poems of blurbs. Or pics of his cat

Actually she gets her own insta. I’ve decided this right now at 3am

Will love getting selfies with you to put “on the gram for my friends” he has at max 100 followers

…And obviously he’s an Ao3 connoisseur. Duh.

Ian:

Debated his fit for a hot minute

Idc he’s getting the fedora treatment

Stilla childhood friend, you got to see him in his prime wearing the “I paused my game for this” shirt and you will not let that go

Yes he dresses like a Disney Channel reject, if he’s trying to be an actor he’s gotta look the part

He also doesn’t wear his glasses but it’s moreso because that makes him look the biggest dork

Probably has a YouTube and/or Instagram vlogging about his journey trying to “make it big”

…You are not in any post.

….And you never will be! Because he’s making it big in Hollywood now! Next to the real actors!!

Isn’t until he’s stalking Shaun’s page on an alt account that he realizes he misses you

Gets even more terrified seeing some new guy there

Yeah he’s blocked on everything (even AOL…EVEN FRIENDSTER…) but he’ll find a way back…

Even if he has to learn how to use a ukulele…

Jack:

There’s so much of him yes I have a bias

Just an ordinary guy, a star in the making…

Sees you down and sad and decides it’s his problem now

Yes he’s an influencer, a viner (think of Thomas sanders…yeah it’s kinda in that vein because you KNOW he would..) and a blogger

He’s not going to pressure you to be on camera but he will want to be connected to you

Frequent patron of the fro-yo shop

Gets chummy with your boss so he’s allowed to loiter and watch you

He loves seeing what you’re up to! And if any rude customers come by he’ll always help

He almost got offered a job but he declined, since he makes money already

How? Singing acapella or acoustic covers with his guitar:

It’s not the songs it is the face. He’s just hot (but he can play well.

Oh his Ed Sheeran covers go CRAZY

ALSO Yeah he loves mustaches. He’s on top of the trends and blends into them (makes him more appealing)

Speaking of he hopes you think he’s appealing…

He will creep into your life, little by little

Will invite you out to have some fun! Like Kareoke!

Don’t let that beanie and mustache finger fool you that is still a yandere right there

He’s keeping tabs on youuuu! And even finding merch you like to gift to you (as if he didn’t snoop in your home)

You seem like a very lovely person, and he’s going to make sure nothing happens to you

his hole is to make enough money to convince you to live with him

He’ll respect it if you don’t want to be that close

But also with his popularity the moment you’re in ONE picture or video…his fans will be MAD

Oh of course Jack will do whatever he can to keep those fans at bay!! :( But he can’t always protect you if you don’t live together…it would be SO unfortunate if a fan broke in…

Especially knowing how fangirls were about 1D…yeah this is working

if it’s not and you leave, Jack makes a sad announcement that he needs a break after some unfortunate news…

Those fans will contact the dots with you no longer in th pics he posts…and they’ll STILL be mad…how DARE you upset such a perfect man!

…Safe to say you’ll be doomed either way, so why not make it easier for the both of you and accept him?

Bonus doodle:

SURPRISE BONUS:

Joseph:

(IM SORRY THAT HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE A COOLER NICK)

Oh yeah your favorite Spencer’s employee

Actually he’s an actor for real

if Jack is his twin then they’re just…not telling anyone

It riles up conspiracy theories and makes them both popular…so…

Joseph’s kind of been on a hiatus due to the pressure of Hollywood getting to him

:( Still a smoker, a heavy one

Seeing that you’ll let him smoke if it’s at closing time so he can rest is very sweet of you

Once again there is a band tee underneath all those layers

Not a fan of trends but he does like looking into them

has a secret Tumblr account

I’ll never retire the peace sign or duck lips! 😘✌🏾