#millenialproblems

(aka resting bitch face) 💁 

When you accidentally write your own flaws into your character 🙊 #millenialproblems #millenials #datingmemes #dating #relationships #amwriting #amediting #iwrotethis #instadaily #love #dailysayings #lovequotes #poetrygram #datingproblems #dates #plainjane #sociallyinept #footinmouth #invisiblegirl #girlgeek #writersofig https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsu_JGBHsTP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fbscgbo3c6dm

Got my advancement in an hour and here I am making a new profile icon 🖕😂🖕#artist #millenialproblems #figurativeart #caricature #cartoon #doodle #selfportrait (at CGU Art)

how cute & inspiring is my bff roomie!? seriously so many reasons I love having sleepovers every night with @sydney_schu partially because she makes me laugh & tells me how she loves garlic so much she put it in her oatmeal.. but alsoooo because she is always so willing to take up new opportunities to better herself & learn!!! example: just last week we both bought alarm clocks so that we have no excuse to sleep with our phones by our beds & instead of scrolling, now we read💃🏻 #millenialproblems (at Saint Louis University)

when will I ever realize I am not actually starting a diet tomorrow...

This seems reasonable, resourceful, and honestly - the only responsible life choice for many of us at this point. Raccoons probably are more sanitary and carry less disease than Susan the antivaxxer from the HOA, who is down at the middle school right now boycotting CRT and any books that offend her, with a confederate flag on her husband's jacked up truck telling everyone that racism isn't real, using her iPhone but complaining that the vaccine might have a govt tracking device, and the whole world has gone to absolute sh*t because everyone's lost their fool headed little minds and people are drinking their own urine now to treat covid and other health issues and even raccoons don't do that, lol. So, yeah. After the day I had being "worldly," out and about running errands, we overheard THREE separate people in public talking about being covid positive but being out shopping anyway, the amount of crazy I saw... I'm back to a self-imposed lockdown. (Except for drs and pharmacy and groceries, obvs. Have to venture into the actual hospital tomorrow, for imaging. *shudders* Yuck.) Y'all wild. I'm stocked on books and snacks. I've got cozy socks and blankets. Full supplied cold meds restocked just in case. And living with a pack of feral raccoons in the woods sounds civilized at this point. Lol. Thursday. Almost through the week. Then a 3-day weekend. Woo to the hoo. If my post feels offensive to you, you are free to move past, unfollow, be mad, etc. I'm not gonna argue with you on the merits of drinking your urine, you won't convince me bruh, lol. I'll stick with a shot of vaccine in my arm vs swigging a shot of my own pee, k? Cool thx byeee. ;) *tweet by @closetoclassy 🖤🖤🖤 #genx #millenials #millenialproblems #genxproblems #over40 #80skids #raccoons #funnyaf #funnymom #wherethetiredgirlsare #pandemiclife #funnytweets #funnywomen (at Yakima, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYrSnQ6Fil3/?utm_medium=tumblr

#MillenialProblems (at Story Land) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRD8uwrHWmA/?utm_medium=tumblr