#mildrith

Alfred: gruel we know this. But probably unsweetened muesli or plain overnight oats

Aethelflaed: overnight oats with honey, berries and seeds. Oat milk latte too

Mildrith: cornflakes with cow’s milk (no sugar)

Uhtred: the pussy of a doomed woman. Bacon sandwich also

Aethelwold: hair of the dog and leftovers from a takeaway kebab

Aldhelm: porridge with a pinch of salt

Sihtric: 3 raw eggs straight down the gullet (sorry he seems like the type)

Finan: whatever is going, and if he has to make it himself, he’ll skip and have a big lunch to compensate

Steapa: biiig bowl of shreddies. Just a huge bowl of shreddies. Every day no change

Hild: the tears of a misogynist on toast. Or honey on there for a treat and she says a little prayer of thanks

Haesten: fry up with black pudding and he eats it a la that tomato scene in Lord of the Rings

Aelswith: gruel in solidarity with Alfred, but she sometimes treats herself to an almond pastry in secret

Iseult: honestly who knows. She’s always away doing weird shit with foraged animal bones before late morning

Aethelred: anything as long as he gets to demand it and then complain about it once it’s made