WHAT. Literally NO ONE has ever had THIS much aura.

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

it’s rotten work. to me if it’s me.

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

is it too early or can we start screaming now

in retrospect perhaps we should have started sooner

this post is the equivalent of a newspaper from the day of the outbreak being blown past by the wind after you wake up in a post apocalyptic world

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄