#haesten

Alfred: gruel we know this. But probably unsweetened muesli or plain overnight oats

Aethelflaed: overnight oats with honey, berries and seeds. Oat milk latte too

Mildrith: cornflakes with cow’s milk (no sugar)

Uhtred: the pussy of a doomed woman. Bacon sandwich also

Aethelwold: hair of the dog and leftovers from a takeaway kebab

Aldhelm: porridge with a pinch of salt

Sihtric: 3 raw eggs straight down the gullet (sorry he seems like the type)

Finan: whatever is going, and if he has to make it himself, he’ll skip and have a big lunch to compensate

Steapa: biiig bowl of shreddies. Just a huge bowl of shreddies. Every day no change

Hild: the tears of a misogynist on toast. Or honey on there for a treat and she says a little prayer of thanks

Haesten: fry up with black pudding and he eats it a la that tomato scene in Lord of the Rings

Aelswith: gruel in solidarity with Alfred, but she sometimes treats herself to an almond pastry in secret

Iseult: honestly who knows. She’s always away doing weird shit with foraged animal bones before late morning

Aethelred: anything as long as he gets to demand it and then complain about it once it’s made

Sorry for the amount of my face here, but instead of dropping all the selfies in solo posts this was the better option. These aren't even all selfies 😭 Eys, Micki, Jeppe, Magnus and Cavan took a bunch of pics so I am only showing the most decent ones here 😂

Adding the taglist because this is the only big photo post you'll be getting probably 🖤