#milde

HI ! Im so glad u do oMFGGGGFffsfdg!!!!

● Im not sure yet, and might change some things in the future,

●But for the moment I imagine her as Lamia's friend and florist. She loves and wears flowers in her clothes, and also sells flowers to Lamia so she can add new flavors to her cocktails.

●Regarding her personality, she is open-minded on certain points, calm soft and gentle, but prefers to be inked in tradition and her culture, which is deeply ingrained in her heart. Lamia not seeking a husband and selling outside the city bothers Milde and doesnt hide herslef to tell it to Lamia.

●And she ABSOLUTELY HATE Yigas and Zanni (ofc) which is understable since they kill Gerudos and serves Ganondorf.

I'm not popular enough on Tumblr for this but whatever lol

Names: Mainly Hunter! But Jun, Ghost, and Juniper also work

Pronouns: She/they (Demigirl)

Sexuality: Bisexual woman preference

Fandoms: Bistro huddy, Heathers, Hamilton, Amrev, Epic the musical, cookie run kingdom, Hollow Knight, 18th century in general lmao, young justice

I like musicals: SIX, Dear evan hansen, Heathers, Hamilton, Phantom of the opera, little shop of horrors, Falsettos, Epic, 21 chump street, what I have heard from Mean girls and The greatest showman(so like two songs from each-)

I do art! I write fanfics! My ao3 account is: https://archiveofourown.org/users/OneAndOnlyHunter

The mains fics I write are Lams and american revolution centered as well as the art I do

My Amrev and Hamilton ships: Lams(Laurens x Hamilton), Hamlaf(Lafayette x Hamilton), Laurette(Laurens x Lafayette), Laflams(Laurens x Hamilton x Lafayette), Hamburr(Hamilton x Burr), Hamliza(Hamilton x Eliza), Jeffmads(Jefferson x Madison), Leebury(Lee x Seabury), Georgesquared(Washington x King George), Meggy(Maria x Peggy), Halemadge(Nathan Hale x Benjamin Tallmadge), Mulloch(Johannes Von Muller x Francis Kinloch), Mullette(Mulligan x Lafayette), Laureloch(Laurens x Kinloch), Milde(Tench Tilghman x Richard Kidder Meade), Burrdosia(Burr x adult Theodosia), Philidosia(Phllip x kid Theodosia), Franbre(Francis Kinloch x Vegobre), Laurbre(Laurens x Vegobre), Mullstetten(Muller x Bonstetten), WashinGreene(Washington x Greene), The Geneva trio(Laurens x Vegobre x Kinloch), And then Lafayette x his wife

My blorbos: Francis Kinloch, Johannes Von Muller, John Laurens, de Vegobre, DuPonceau

"OMG why do you like Kinloch!? He's so toxic and a jerk!" No, he wasn't. He was the ward of Thomas Boone who was a loyalist and made Francis be a loyalist. If you wanna blame someone for doomed laureloch, blame Thomas Boone. Yes, Kinloch had his issues, but he was kinda manipulated a bit into being a loyalist. And he did become a(reluctant) patriot eventually so...

DNI IF: Trump supporter, homophobe, transphobe, racist, stupid, anything discriminatory! Seriously, just stay away and fix your brain so it thinks right

I am both Francis Kinloch's number one fan and his number one hater. Those titles are MINE

Name: Marching Milde (again)

Debut: Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island

The early days of vveird mario enemies were a strange time. A time where I could barely write four sentences about Marching Milde! What was I thinking? Some may argue that being concise is a valuable talent, but they’re dumb! If I can’t squeeze in every possible thought I have and then some into an overly-long Tumblr post, what’s even the point of running this blog!

So here I am to correct the wrongdoings of my past, and I’m glad to say that my feelings on Marching Milde have not changed in the past two years, because yes, Milde IS mathematically the perfect friend, and you were SO right to say that, Past Mod F Boy! A pat on the cheek and a kiss on the shoulder for you, amen. 

What is awesome about Marching Milde is that they do that thing that I love when enemies in video-games do, which is were you try and defeat them but instead they just split into two smaller versions of themselves, and you’re like “what!!!” and you need to kill them both. Big Goombas do that, and Chuchus from Zelda do that sometimes too, and probably more that I don’t care to think about right now. The jellyfish guys from A Link Between Worlds? But you agree that it’s awesome right? I looked it up just now and found that it has a page on TV Tropes called the Asteroids Monster, so that’s great and I’m happy and you can look at that page if you want to. 

This is of course something that many real-life creatures can do, with Planarians being quite renowned for this ability, and frankly it’s always screwed with my head! Like, I get it! For a very simple organism, regenerating entire parts of your body is no problemo! But also, it’s like! Dang! There was one Funny Worm and now there’s two! That’s messed up! 

Still, their boss fight is pretty straightforward. You ground pound them to make smaller Mildes, which you ground pound again to make even smaller Mildes. And then you stomp them all and you’re done. That’s that on that! 

The other thing that is awesome about Marching Milde is their design, which is a large ball with a cute face and two little legs! The Holy Wiki says this resembles Kirby from Kirby, but I think that’s just because Kirby is also a ball with a cute face and two little legs, and let’s face it, it’s a flawless design. They are such a nice, perfect circle, too! It couldn’t be the work of anyone other than our old pal the Super FX chip!

But like nearly every boss in Yoshi’s Island, Marching Milde is a variant of a regular enemy found before it- in this case, the humble Milde! It might be unfair to talk about them after the boss form, but also they were probably made as an afterthought. No offense to the Milde! They do what they do well, and that is walk forwards. It’s tried and true! Most game enemies do it for a reason!

Here we see a pack of Milde in their natural habitat! Their one unique attribute is that when you stomp them they pop like a balloon, sending other enemies a-tumbling! Which means they are probably hollow and filled with air, and that’s a little disappointing to me given I want to believe they are made of mochi. I’m not especially hung up about it, though.

Let’s get bigger! Milde’s larger variant is Puchipuchi L, who is only called that because we don’t have an official English name for them. The middle sibling always gets forgotten, huh? How about Moderately-Sized Milde? 

So now seems a good time to mention that Milde’s Japanese name is Puchipuchi-kun, or Mr. Puchipuchi! And what is Puchipuchi? Why it’s a Japanese sound for bubbles popping, which The Wiki translates as “pop”, but I don’t think that’s quite as fun to say. Puchipuchi is most often used to describe, and is even a generic trademark for, bubble-wrap! So here’s my theory! Milde is actually supposed to represent bubble-wrap, which explains not only why they pop, but also why they multiply- the addictive nature of bubble-wrap means you just can’t stop popping! That’s great! 

For the record, Marching Milde is called Big Puchipuchi. Just in case you were wondering. Here’s some more foreign names because they’re pretty fun at best and mildly amusing at worst! 

I’m quite partial to Gran Bollito myself. 

And something I completely ignored in my original post is that Milde & Moderately-Sized Milde appear once again in Yoshi’s New Island! I guess it’s not very surprising but it is a little odd to see them without Marching Milde. They sure look pudgy!