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MEH Inspired by the cat coin bank
"Do you think Raven Beak stays on ZDR because he too fears what he's created?"
-Samus to Adam(Raven Beak)
Zero Suit Samus is like the mirror image of Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway. Both ends of the extreme fanfic character. Both are treated like Mary Sue's in fic/art. Therefore, I've adapted My Immortal to become the ultimate Metroid fanfic.
Metroid Immortal or My Immetroid
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Zero Suit Samus Grey Voice and I wear a blue skin tight body suit (that's how I got my name) with golden blonde hair and a red hair tie that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Cynthia Pokemon (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to General Malkovich but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a fighting tournament at Smash Mansion in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a white anime girl (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Lululemon and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue zero suit with pink glowing Chozo runes and a paralyzer pistol, and blue and grey combat boots. I was wearing red lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and light blue eye shadow. I was walking outside Smash Mansion. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Fire Emblem characters stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Samus!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Solid Snake!
"What's up Snake?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz

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Oh no... Samus... Rough night home
Too Tall?
Seeing as Ridley is clearly too tall to Smash, it is now illegal to make any smash art of him without most of his face cropped out of frame.
Similar to Mike Wazowski getting covered up in Monsters Inc., Ridley shouldn't ever actually be allowed to fully fit in anything he's in. Even if there's ample room in the shot.
Samus: So. Who let them in? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Child Link: I did. I let them in…
Samus: No. No, you didn’t. Mario?
Mario: Don’t look at me. Look at Luigi.
Luigi: What?! I didn’t let them in.
Mario: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know they're here?
Luigi: Because they're sitting on the couch hogging the Switch!
Zelda: Suspicious.
Luigi: No, it’s not!
Fox: If it matters, probably not… Pit was the last one to use the portal keys.
Pit: Liar! I don’t have portal duty today!
Fox: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the portal earlier?
Pit: I use the keys to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fox!
Child Link: Alright let’s not fight. I let them in, let me ask them to leave, Samus.
Samus: No. Who let them in?
Luigi: [whispering] Samus, Ganon’s been awfully quiet…
Ganon: Really?!
Luigi: Yeah, really!
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Samus: I let them in. I wanted to decimate Ridley and fight Dark without the PEDsuit. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.