Samus: So. Who let them in? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Child Link: I did. I let them inâŠ
Samus:Â No. No, you didnât. Mario?
Mario: Donât look at me. Look at Luigi.
Luigi:Â What?! I didnât let them in.
Mario:Â Huh. Thatâs weird. How did you even know they're here?
Luigi:Â Because they're sitting on the couch hogging the Switch!
Zelda:Â Suspicious.
Luigi: No, itâs not!
Fox: If it matters, probably not⊠Pit was the last one to use the portal keys.
Pit:Â Liar! I donât have portal duty today!
Fox: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the portal earlier?
Pit:Â I use the keys to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fox!
Child Link:Â Alright letâs not fight. I let them in, let me ask them to leave, Samus.
Samus:Â No. Who let them in?
Luigi: [whispering] Samus, Ganonâs been awfully quietâŠ
Ganon:Â Really?!
Luigi:Â Yeah, really!
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Samus:Â I let them in. I wanted to decimate Ridley and fight Dark without the PEDsuit. I predict ten minutes from now, theyâll be at each otherâs throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
