LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY!!!

Can't even hold it open with one hand, it's too freaking heavy. 😅

Oh, what a rollercoaster of an episode!

The kidnapping, the treasure hunt, the near death experiences (yes, multiple), meeting the boyfriend's parents and finally, finally, everything is fine in white collar land... And Adler is cornering Neal, offering him a deal with more potholes than my fics, and then the entire warehouse just decides to spontaneously combust.

What the hell‽ What the actual hell‽ I knew the treasure wasn't lost, I think I got slightly spoiled that either Mozzie or Alex were the one(s) who got it out before it exploded, but damn!

That whole search-every-warehouse sequence felt like Ant Man & The Wasp's last post-credit scene.

The held-at-gunpoint-nth-edition didn't even get to sink in before Adler was killed. The comfort Peter, Diana and Jones offered to a shocked and scared Neal didn't last 0.2 seconds before Peter's mind already was changed by the Chrysler Building burning painting.

And since it's all a game, Neal will hold on to the treasure, because, since Peter didn't trust his word when he said he didn't have the treasure, he's going to live up to Peter's distrust and damn well keep it.

It's starting to feel like a TV novela, full of quick twists and little moments that shift one character's opinion of another in the blink of an eye. Don't know if I like it.

I'll keep going anyway.

Little moments that I loved:

Neal's scared face when the limousine's door was opened and he saw Peter out there;

Peter's face when he spotted Neal...

Neal being the last to wake up from the sedative because he's susceptible to this sort of thing and Peter, knowing this, allows Alex to slap him;

Neal and Peter working together to get the submarine open, knowing each other so well that they didn't need to say anything for the other to know™;

The whole Sara and Alex conversation, with Jones and Neal watching;

Neal's startled face when Peter invited Sara for dinner too! 😅 😂

The ✨awkwardness✨ of being forced to sit together and pretend to be civil while denying that there's anything else going on between them;

Elizabeth and Peter. Them. Just them.

It was all worthwhile even though the pace felt a bit like watching Thunderbolts*... if you know, you know.

Heres the riddle I was talking about

more friendship yapping but this time im comparing you guys to flowers because im bored yayyyyy

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @chairwhit: This ones pretty easy imo because i know you like just plants in general but i’d probably pick the bleeding heart because you have a whole fangan after it!!! but to me the forget-me-not ! meaning behind this one is because you’ve genuinely helped me so much with my mental and physical health and its hard to forget how much you’ve done for me ilysm!!!!!!!! 🩵🩵

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @rowandrawss: hmmm for you i’d say maybe a pink rose!! why??? I have no idea you just seem like a rose person! now for a meaning flower maybe a lily of the valley !!!! not just because they’re small but because they’re really unique as a flower, they’re poisonous enough to kill someone if you eat them and their stems and leaves are the most toxic areas!! 🩷🩷

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @kuishiya: nat!!!!!!!!!! ok ahem let me lock in i’d maybe pick the ciebo because its the national flower of Argentina!!!!! and i know how much you’ve fucking glaze Argentina/silly ,,, anyways for meaning flower maybe a honeysuckle!! Not sure if they count as a flower but i say so!! Picked this one because they’re sweet and stand out!! little fact but you can actually drink the syrup inside them and its really good !! 💜💜

Ok last but absolutely not least

⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @yogurtsmoothie0109: billy!!!!! My goatt!!!!! Ok so for you the random one i’d say a jade vine!!!! theyre pretty and super fucking tall so its perfect for you /silly ,, now for the meaning one i’d say a moonflower!! they’re super cool with a unique leaf shape !! Picked moonflower because no matter wether the sun or the moon is out for you or me i love talking to you and you’re just a super funny and nice person either way !!! 💚💚

Ok this was just part one lmk if you wanna be in any if you weren’t featured!!!!

Ok so Lumity has like. a lot of allergies. like ten. and when he's having an allergic reaction he looks like STONED his eyes get so red from allergies its not even funny its like right after he accidently eats a strawberry or something he will get asked at least once "yo are you high" and he'll just act nonchalant like "nah just having an allergic reaction. i cant breathe btw" like dude what ??? lock OUT ok bye