I will never forgive the creators of Snake Eyes: Origins for what they did. they had the best man for Storm Shadow and fucked it up so bad when all they had to do was change the Vietnam War for Iraq or Afghanistan in Snake Eyes: Declassified
like look at Andrew. he's the perfect Tommy Arashikage
He's the kid straight out of Fresno who was sent to Vietnam because war was basically college for ninjas.
he's the clan heir and prodigy growing jealous of his gringo best friend's talent and about to be framed for familicide
he's the honorable ninja bodyguard of the worst man on earth who fights his best friend because he sees no other way to find the man who framed him and ruined his life
he's the former terrorist raising and training a terrorist leaderโs disabled son in San Francisco with his younger cousin(only blood relative still alive)and a blind black ninja master who was probably his teacher too (the Blind Master is like if Uncle Iroh was a blind wwii vet turned ninja who adopts kids from the streets). i call it the dilf!Tommy era
guy who went into a terrorist fortress with two swords and a bow to save his college freshman son apprentice from his real dad only to get captured and brainwashed for years
post brainwashing Master and Apprentice!Tommy who hasn't aged since the 80s and is this close ๐ to finally having a happy life only for Larry Hama to throw him into the meat grinder again by having his lover get brainwashed and kill herself from the guilt and trauma.
in short, the biggest crime committed by that fucking movie was the one done to Andrew Koji who looks like Larry Hama himself created him
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me: i need to write and finish anything in my wip folders
also me: okay andrew koji appeared on my dash reminding me of the bad gi joe movie he's in as the ninja storm shadow reminding me that teenage me got hooked on the two gi joe movies with channing tatum because of lee byung hun as storm shadow and i read this really good fic about the character based on the 80s/90s comics called Arashikage and now im reading the gi joe comics so i can bring back my oc paired with storm shadow properly after finding the fic and writer on ao3
anyways those few storm shadow fans on here should totally check out @karama9 's Arashikage series on Ao3, it is absolutely amazing and way better than all three movies combined
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