Jun 16, 2020
"Obviously, we're devastated." said a representative of all women everywhere, today. "Imagine letting a catch like this slip through our fingers. What fools we've been."
#Daily Mail#Mr Perfect#Why#WHY OH WHY#Why can't I find a woman?#Realistic expectations#I'm not bitter#Online dating#Profile#Ticked all the boxes#ALL THE BOXES MIND YOU#Careful reading of their profiles#Age-appropriate women#Shopping list#Of things they wouldn't tolerate#THE FUCKING NERVE OF THEM#Mediocre dates#High expectations#No man could meet them#Final post#Dear Ladies#oh mate#I wish you much luck#Brad Pitt#Jeff Bezos#The Dalai Lama#And you're still single Clyde?#Huh#Form an orderly queue ladies
