Xara obviously stopped questioning... it’s just as long as she’s getting pampered, she’ll be happy. 

I’m sorry to hear that you’ve been feeling down. To try to help you feel better, here are the cinnamon roll headcanons.

- Radar’s eyesight is so bad that if he takes his glasses off, he can see almost nothing. Just blurs of color. And if the colors happen to be similar, that helps even less.

- Radar sings in the shower. And I’m not talking humming or random syllables. I’m talking full-out belting out music.

- Radar has a folder with every single thing that needs to be organized for that day color-coded, labeled, and organized in almost every way that you can imagine. Jesse has tried to look at it and ended up giving up because it was just way too confusing.

- Radar is half a head taller than Jesse. Jesse is a little salty about this since he’s about a decade younger than she is, but not very much.

- The tattoos on Radar’s arms are those kiddie tattoos that go on with water. (You know, those cheap ones you used to get at like Chuck. E. Cheese’s.)

- Radar hugs things tightly in his sleep.

- Radar can actually manipulate his voice really well, to the point where he sometimes sounds like a completely different person. He can also force his voice into a much deeper register than it actually is, but that strains his voice.

- Radar’s glasses have broken three times.

- Radar is left-handed, and this makes him get a little anxious when he tries to write because he has the tendency to smear what he just wrote (especially using a quill and ink).

- Radar has really thick hair that refuses to stay up unless he uses hair gel. 

- Radar goes into rambling rants/lists often enough that Jesse has come to expect it. Sometimes they even cut him off before he can start.

- Radar’s favorite type of music is full-on rock music. Like, heavy metal. (He offered his headphones to Jesse one time while he was listening to his music and Jesse was just like : 0-o)

- Radar’s second favorite type of music is classical music. (Yes, he is aware that those two types of music are completely at odds. Don’t question his tastes.)

- Every once in a while after the whole Admin incident, Radar will slip into ‘Prison Radar’ mode while talking to someone without realizing. Lukas usually points it out (as well as Olivia), Jesse will let him go on for a bit before pointing it out to him, and Axel and Petra just let him keep going on in ‘Prison Radar’ mode until he realizes that he slipped into it.

- Radar still sleeps with a stuffed animal. If you try to tease him, he’ll immediately point out that Jesse sleeps with a plushie pig.

- Radar may have slight OCPD, but he’s lax enough about it that it’s hard to tell.

- Radar is a MAJOR ace. Nothing inappropriate, thank you. (Although, he is demiromantic.)

- Radar occasionally will participate in pranks and help Axel with them. Depending on how messy he is, he’s usually pretty open to ideas.

(i’m not talking about shipping. jessexradar is not a ship i do.)

I don’t care what any of you say but when I’m playing mcsm season 2, Radar is my son!! “WHY?”, YOU ASK!! I’LL TELL YOU WHY!! Because...

1. He’s adorable

2. He’s loyal

3. He always makes me proud

4. I love him

5. I will do anything to protect my son

AND SO ON...