#mcsmheadcanons

Okay, let’s see...

- Ivor acts like Jesse’s dad. (Either Jesse.)

- Harper subconsciously acts like Jesse’s mom.

- Jesse has licked Miss Butter once to see if it actually tasted like butter. 

- Petra knows that the previous headcanon has happened but chooses to ignore it because it’s weird.

- Stella is gay.

- Stella has a humongous crush on Jesse but does her best to cover it up.

- Stella is a complete himedere. No question about it. 

- Romeo is kinda a kamidere in Admin form. Also an oujidere.

- Ivor routinely has dreams about cake.

- Soren is very, very gay.

- Magnus is afraid of rats.

- Hadrian has a phobia of potatoes. (Don’t ask why this is a headcanon okay--)

- Hadrian loves honey.

- Jesse and Fred are extremely extremely EXTREMELY similar personality-wise.

- Jesse is extremely nice. If you mess with her, she pretends to be innocent and ignorant in order to piss you off. If you mess with her friends, her reaction ranges from being extremely sarcastic and sassy to hitting you with an axe, depending on how bad the messing with her friends is.

- Axel will cuddle with everybody. Even if they don’t want to be cuddled.

- Aiden likes to write fanfiction. (Don’t ask me about what.)

- Mevia is aro. Very much so. If you flirt with her you are probably going to get an axe up your butt.

- At the same time, if you use pick-up lines with Mevia, she’ll start a pun war with you and probably say more than a few pick-up lines herself.

- Maya is allergic to cats.

- Maya and Gill are actually very nice people, they just tend to go along with whatever Aiden says.

- Jack used to live near the Sea Temple and moved to Beacontown to get away from it. (That did not go well, as you can see.)

- Archie (the parrot in Jack’s shop) belonged to Sammy or Vos.

- Any time someone mentions the word ‘useful’, Petra, Lukas, and Harper will all shudder. If they are all in the same room together, they will all shudder in unison.

- Fred has scarily good intuition.

- Petra and Lukas refuse to go too close to anything involving a complicatedly large amount of redstone.

- Stella has exactly 153 versions of her suit. All in slightly different shades of purple.

- Jesse, as leader of Beacontown, tries to get the required amount of sleep (at least eight hours)  but is failing miserably at that and actually only gets like half an hour a night right now (petra has totally never had to try to drag jesse to bed haha what are you talking about)

- Jesse is ace as hecc.

- Jesse doesn’t understand innuendos and most inappropriate things. The others do their best to make sure she gets as little exposure to it as possible.

- Romeo is one inch shorter than Xara and he’s salty about it

- Jesse turns the color of tomatoes any time anyone tries to mention ‘Jesse Con’ to her and will speedwalk away as fast as possible.

- Ivor has been used as a pillow by every single member of the Old Order and the New Order. (and Radar a couple times)

- Nell is surprisingly strong.

- Jesse magically attracts animals everywhere she goes and gets along with them really really well. 

- Lukas also magically attracts animals, although on a lesser scale compared to Jesse.

- Magnus smokes cigarettes.

- If Ellegaard catches Magnus at smoking cigarettes, she will smack him upside the head.

- She used to sneak up behind him and yell at him to startle him, but hasn’t done that since one time he jumped so bad that he swallowed his cigarette.

- Stella uses lots of sweet nicknames for people (sweetie, honey, sweetheart, darling, cupcake, puddin’, sweetie pie), but makes them especially sweet when talking to Jesse.

- Ivor has essentially adopted Jesse. The rest of the Order act like Jesse’s aunts and uncles. Jesse is very pleased about this development.

- Jesse catalogues people’s hugs to give them the perfect hug.

- Petra pokes people in the ribs from time to time to get a reaction. (Don’t ask me why I headcanon this)

- Ivor has an iron stomach. If you try to feed him poison he usually won’t even blink. (This is due to literally all of the potions he’s had over the years)

- Ivor is an insomniac. 

- Ivor drinks calming potions at night to get to sleep.

- Jesse will sometimes wake up in the middle of the night screaming from a nightmare. Ivor will give her a calming potion and she’ll go to sleep while being hugged by Lukas, Axel, and Olivia, with Petra’s hand in her hair. (Ivor is sitting in a chair nearby supervising, and Harper’s right next to him.)

- When you’re an Admin, your aging freezes. Once you have your powers taken away, your aging begins again, but the leftover ‘Admin power’ in you is enough to slow it down sooo much. (Hence why Romeo looks frigging adorable after he has his powers taken away.)

- Jesse and the rest of the New Order have all gone to therapy. Ivor also goes.

- Lukas and Jesse have been on at least one date, Petra and Lukas have gone on at least one, Petra and Jesse have been on a couple dates, and Stella and Jesse have gone on some ‘dates’ but Stella refuses to admit they’re dates and calls them ‘getting over our rivalry meetings’.

I’m sorry to hear that you’ve been feeling down. To try to help you feel better, here are the cinnamon roll headcanons.

- Radar’s eyesight is so bad that if he takes his glasses off, he can see almost nothing. Just blurs of color. And if the colors happen to be similar, that helps even less.

- Radar sings in the shower. And I’m not talking humming or random syllables. I’m talking full-out belting out music.

- Radar has a folder with every single thing that needs to be organized for that day color-coded, labeled, and organized in almost every way that you can imagine. Jesse has tried to look at it and ended up giving up because it was just way too confusing.

- Radar is half a head taller than Jesse. Jesse is a little salty about this since he’s about a decade younger than she is, but not very much.

- The tattoos on Radar’s arms are those kiddie tattoos that go on with water. (You know, those cheap ones you used to get at like Chuck. E. Cheese’s.)

- Radar hugs things tightly in his sleep.

- Radar can actually manipulate his voice really well, to the point where he sometimes sounds like a completely different person. He can also force his voice into a much deeper register than it actually is, but that strains his voice.

- Radar’s glasses have broken three times.

- Radar is left-handed, and this makes him get a little anxious when he tries to write because he has the tendency to smear what he just wrote (especially using a quill and ink).

- Radar has really thick hair that refuses to stay up unless he uses hair gel. 

- Radar goes into rambling rants/lists often enough that Jesse has come to expect it. Sometimes they even cut him off before he can start.

- Radar’s favorite type of music is full-on rock music. Like, heavy metal. (He offered his headphones to Jesse one time while he was listening to his music and Jesse was just like : 0-o)

- Radar’s second favorite type of music is classical music. (Yes, he is aware that those two types of music are completely at odds. Don’t question his tastes.)

- Every once in a while after the whole Admin incident, Radar will slip into ‘Prison Radar’ mode while talking to someone without realizing. Lukas usually points it out (as well as Olivia), Jesse will let him go on for a bit before pointing it out to him, and Axel and Petra just let him keep going on in ‘Prison Radar’ mode until he realizes that he slipped into it.

- Radar still sleeps with a stuffed animal. If you try to tease him, he’ll immediately point out that Jesse sleeps with a plushie pig.

- Radar may have slight OCPD, but he’s lax enough about it that it’s hard to tell.

- Radar is a MAJOR ace. Nothing inappropriate, thank you. (Although, he is demiromantic.)

- Radar occasionally will participate in pranks and help Axel with them. Depending on how messy he is, he’s usually pretty open to ideas.

Very well anon, more random headcanons!

- Soren’s singing voice is fine but he will randomly burst into song every once in a while, hence why people avoid him singing. (Seriously, never understood why everyone headcanons that Soren has a terrible singing voice. His voice is fine.)

- Mevia is tone-deaf.

- Everyone in the Witherstorm that got amnesia has slight short-term memory issues. 

- Lukas’s pet ocelot Dewey adores Lukas and Jesse. He’s not so happy around other people.

- Magnus, Axel, Ivor, Milo, and Romeo love eating super-spicy foods. Like, super spicy. Jesse has adapted to the taste a little.

- Gill is really strong, at a slightly lower level than Axel. (Note that I said slightly.)

- Occasionally people will ask Jesse if they’re on a diet because they eat almost no types of meat, with the exception of fish and sometimes beef. (They don’t eat pork because Reuben, they don’t eat chicken because Benedict (and now Waffles), they eat very little beef because Geoff, they don’t eat rabbit because Radar likes rabbit.) Jesse says no every time.

- If Soren gets wind that you’re a fan of musicals, he’ll figure out what type of musical you like and start singing a song from said musical in the middle of the conversation. He currently has a 70% accuracy rate.

- Cam was actually very outgoing and confident before the bedrocking. 

- Otto and Isa used to have tea with each other and chat about the Games’ rules before Isa left. 

- The portals in the Portal Network are a little fiddly– they’ll generally teleport you to right above the portal, but how high up is debatable. It also should be noted that the location varies slightly each time, so sometimes you’ll be RIGHT above the portal, and other times you’ll be, like, 10 blocks off.

- Jesse has lots of faint scars on her arms that look like they’re from cutting but are actually from the Command Block smashing into sharp pieces and scratching up the armor (and tearing through some of it and hitting her arms). (Radar nearly had a heart attack the first time he spotted them.)

- Gill has a huge sweet tooth. If he and Axel had gotten along, they and Ivor could probably have pillaged a sweet shop and taken every single ounce of candy. (They would’ve paid, of course. … well, Ivor would’ve paid.)

- It’s hard to get Ivor to like you initially, but once you do, you’re basically going to have to commit genocide for him to hate you again. He’s also going to have to be convinced that it was actually you doing that.

- Lukas lowkey has a small crush on Jesse. Jesse has made it extremely unclear as to whether or not they return the crush. (And I’m talking EXTREMELY unclear. Like, you’d have better luck trying to figure out how to use a hoe as a pickaxe.)

- After Romeo loses his powers, he’s been an Admin so long that he’s actually forgotten a lot of normal things that exist. (He shortly discovers the wonders of fluffy puppies, although he is very much a llama person.)

- Jesse once had a baby spider following her around. Petra ended up having to kill it because Jesse didn’t want to hurt it.

- Cassie Rose once killed every single competitor during a game of Spleef because, and I quote, “in my defense, there was that one little shit on the Blue Team and I had to be fair, so I killed all of them.“ She isn’t taking any questions about this currently.

- Jesse has visited Mevia and Hadrian in their zombie-sized chickens/chicken-sized zombies world a few times. Mevia will never admit it, but she’s developed the tiniest soft spot for Jesse.

- If Jesse is nice, everyone who attempts to hate Jesse fails miserably after a while.

- The Warden stress eats a LOT. To the point where he should be quite large by now. He’s still very skinny though. Once one of the smarter associates stared at him intently and tried to figure out how that worked. (”He’s defying the laws of physics… where does it all go?”)

- Someone once asked Ivor if he and Mevia were related because of how pale they were. The result was Harper laughing for a full ten minutes without stopping after this.

- Jesse gets the hiccups if she laughs too hard for too long.

- Lukas, if eating while working, will literally just keep eating until there’s nothing left, and he won’t realize it. You could literally stick a 7 course meal in front of him and he’d eat the whole thing. (Later he’d wonder why he feels so full.)

- Axel will punch anyone who messes with his friends. He has knocked a few people’s teeth out on occasion.

- Petra and Jesse both have a very, very, VERY long list of B-list villains. Petra usually picks fights with said B-list villains, and Jesse tries to avoid it until it’s clear that they want to fight her. 

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toni4eyes:  I feel very excited about Lluna at the moment, so give me one about her and Jesse! ::D

(cracks knuckles) Oh, I’ll give ya a whole plethora

- Lluna has 52 scarves (courtesy of Stella) -- one for every week of the year. They are also all color-coded and themed for the season she’s in. 

- Lluna has two ‘spit-modes’-- one is an ‘attack’ spit mode, and one is a ‘marking my territory’ spit mode. The first time she spit at Jesse, it was the latter. (She has also spit at Stella in the ‘marking my territory’ spit mode multiple times.)

- Jesse will routinely walk around town with Lluna in tow, helping people out. (Lluna helps too.)

- Stella visits Lluna sometimes. (it’s partially a way to disguise that she’s also visiting jesse)

- Lluna loves taking baths. Sometimes when Jesse/Stella is in the shower or the bath she’ll pop into the bathroom and try to get into the shower/bath. (The door is always closed even when Lluna comes in, so Jesse wonders how Lluna does this. Stella has just kind of learned to accept it.)

- Lluna chews on treasure. One time Axel walked into the Order Hall to see Lluna chewing the flint and steel from Season 1. (She never eats it, and she’s very careful about this.)

- Lluna will eat most plants that are given to her, but she will not eat cud and she has an odd preference for potatoes, carrots, and other root vegetables.

- Lluna is fluffier than her scarves.

- Sometimes Jesse gives Lluna candy (like taffy and stuff). She’s really careful never to let Lluna anywhere near chocolate, though.

Like, give me a word or a character and I’ll start spewing MCSM headcanons.