me every time i see any max to mclaren or oscar to red bull rumors:

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me every time i see any max to mclaren or oscar to red bull rumors:

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if maxlaren then papaya rules ā orange rules
i just have to say that maxlaren is such a scam esp w the way they've been trying to shove this idea down my throat in the last couple of days but none of my max predictions were ever correct so what do i know
Maxcedes this Maxlaren that and now Ferrari???? Please. Max is retiring and we better get used to it.
Maybe Iām being too naive about this, but the thought that Zak would go on a full-blown media tour pre-Silverstone denying the rumors and saying that both drivers are there to stay, just to turn around and do the opposite would be insane. Especially given how imagine conscious mcl is.ļæ¼Like it would be different if we got a couple vague quotes in articles behind a paywall skirting around the rumors. 
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! they might be more careful with their wording but they are certainly making it clear that they arenāt looking to replace a driver right now.
i have been trying to engage in this in good faith but if i wanna be real crazy iād said that i think these rumors are coming from one source for one particular reason... in may, oscar denied that he knew red bull was interested in him replacing max. just a week or two ago zak denied that they wanted anyone other than oscar and lando. and at the same time zak was denying it, the reports said it was MAXāS team that reached out to mclaren.
look, do i think oscar is 100% happy at mclaren? no! last year wouldāve made anyone have some type of feeling about their team if they were in his place. do i think max is a desirable driver for mclaren to sign? yeah! but also! i donāt think max WANTS mclaren more than he just wants a seat at a top team.
and, i mean, mclaren is very image focused. would they want a guy thatās made his negative feelings about papaya rules, or papaya in general, known publicly? which he did multiple times. a lot of times, actually, like itās pretty easy to see that he wouldnāt be open to being as good of a team player as oscar. if mclaren is actually lying through their teeth then i think itās clear they are more than happy to give up their āpapaya familyā image for this move. i just donāt know if they are prepared for what that means for them in the long run⦠or what that might mean for their other driverā¦

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Two things can be true at once: maxās team are planting stories AND McLaren and brown are lying
I donāt actually think a swap is happening but I will never trust what that Orange team says they always go back on their word when it comes to oscar
And I think itās fun to remember that the og Oscar to rb rumors that started way back in 24 along with that random Ferrari one were planted by Oscarās team
well yes! donāt get me wrong, i totally think mclaren and zb are lying on some level.
now, the rumors in 2024 i think are absolutely a part of the reason mark webber is not being seen in a mclaren garage that much this season. this tact is very common for contract negotiations though, so like, iām not really convinced itās a major factor for mclarenās feelings towards oscar right now or vice versa. the real difference here is that those rumors essentially died or were brushed off by everyone involved pretty quickly and max going contract shopping is on year 2 with clear desperation from his team. one of my hot takes is that i believe the oscar to red bull rumors that resurged this year were in fact planted by someone other than red bull or oscar.
the only pice of info in that article that i believe is that oscarās relationship to the team was pretty heavily damaged by monza ā25. but like, oscar himself alluded to that not long after it happened so itās not exactly groundbreaking news.
ultimately, i think this is just priming us for some real bullshit silly season activity!
If Max Verstappen goes to McLaren what would be his reaction the first time they pull āPapaya Rulesā on him?
Straight up ignoring it
Threatening to harm himself AND others
Strangling Lando in the media pen
Actually follows the team orders
Wear Zak Brownās skin as a trophy afterwards to ward off the team
Committing seppuku on the track
Immediately put the car in the wall
the brazilian motorsports world is reporting that oscar wants to leave mclaren, thus making it possible for max to take his seat (x). while i love silly season iām genuinely afraid i canāt suspend my disbelief long enough to even engage in that. missing half-naked max on totoās yacht type of bullshit rnā¦