#maxcedes

there’s so much discourse in the F1 world right now. Horner’s been assassinated to prevent Max from leaving the team. Max still might go to Mercedes because the Red Bull is more of a shitbox than the Ferrari. George is in imminent danger if this happens. Nico got his first podium in 15 years but McLaren ignored him and he got a Lego trophy. Lewis’ 13 year podium streak at Silverstone has ended, and his retirement is slowly, dreadfully approaching. Charles is visibly suicidal every time we see him out of the car. so is Carlos but because he’s in a Williams. Alex is flourishing because he’s with his girlfriend and he loves his girlfriend. Roscoe was in the paddock and didn’t exude enough good luck to carry Ferrari. ex-Mercedes personnel are taking over Red Bull. F1 dropped Horner’s sacking and both his replacements within ten minutes. people are mad at Oscar for the one time he decides to show emotion on track. Lando won his home race in the first year the Landostands are up. Cadillac can’t decide on their drivers officially but they’ve pretty much confirmed Bottas, except they also can’t decide on a livery so I’m not sure how credible they are. people keep trying to pass off Brad Pitt and Damson Idris as legitimate F1 drivers. APXGP, a fictional racing team from the F1 movie, is trying to start a Formula E team. the F1 movie was not as bad as people were saying it would be. everyone is freshly upset with Max and Kelly’s age gap now that they’ve got a baby. half the fandom loves McLaren with everything they are and the other half wants to see them slowly burn in hell, and would prefer to make that happen with their bare hands. Alpine cannot settle on who’s driving in their second seat for the life of them. Franco’s contract was supposed to end two races ago and he’s still here. Jack Doohan is dead in the water and we have no idea if he’ll come back. what the hell and fuck is going on this week

One thing about max verstappen is you’ll always see him reminding everyone that there are way too many races now then there used to be and what he means by that is we should have only 15 races in a season so he can be half naked on a boat with rival team boss who is double his age and vacationing/giggling with him