you're scared of love, well, aren't we all?
max king is getting married - and there is no way robert sugden is going to his best friend slash ex-boyfriend’s wedding stag. there’s just no way.
maybe fake-dating his little sisters best friend is a slightly demented thing to do in response to your best friend getting married, but robert’s had worse ideas.
(maybe)
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written for @robrondale & @jackiemerrick's forgot my invite event!
i did spin a combination of prompts that inspired this fic - but i stupidly didn't save them (or write them down) so you're just going to have to trust me on this one.
this fic got wildly out of hand, but robert deserved the queer experience of being far too close with one of your exes. thus, this was born. enjoy!


















