my most insane idea yet:
the phantom of the opera but its maultine

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my most insane idea yet:
the phantom of the opera but its maultine

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GOD maul and satine working together
labyrinth but its maultine
ok BUT, maul and satine being a duo would be the most hilarious thing to happen out of the clone wars
just imagine them working together. and satine slowwwly discovering while working with him that palpatine is the sith lord long before anyone bc of how close she was with maul, and maul just being one of those ppl thats like :))))) we could take over togetherrr :)))))))
imagine obi wan being horrified at a certain degree to the duo’s partnership,,, and has a hard time believing palps is the sith lord when satine tells him due to his ongoing belief of her being hysterical lolll
obi wan AND satine’s stress levels for this fic could go through the roof tbh
Satine: “I say the moment we committed to fighting, we already lost.”
Meanwhile her man at the slightest provocation:

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Maultine (Maul x Satine)
I don’t ship, however…
I don’t ship because I can’t really see them together, even if the whole one-loves-Obi-one-hates-him thing didn’t happen they’d still be too different.
I would ship it if they had more interactions together, or had more parallels.
And even though I don’t ship it, it would be a really interesting relationship to explore, how it would happen, and how it would affect the canon story as well.
ough collision of listening to music with having blorbo thoughts. I have been hit. by the realization that this song is kinda. thee maultine dynamics in my head. "I know you built your castles, and dreamed of being saved from the dragon.. disillusionment my dear, when you woke up you had no one.. alone in the silence of your room you look for your savior's blade.. [..] he will never be able to free you from the beast.. [....] better in bad company than alone. you need a man to call yours, even if that man is me". satine still holds hope that obi-wan will come to help her, but they both know he can't come. he can't save her from maul. and maul, well. he knows she despises his very essence. he can't be what she wants, doesn't want to be what she wants. this situation is less than ideal for them both. but he's already here, so why not lend himself to her. with a man to call hers she is less of a target, even if that man is someone she despises. better in bad company than alone.