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My name is Olive and I’m a big fan of Star Wars! I love the OT and Clone Wars 2008 the best.
OTPs: HanLeia, Anidala, Obitine. (Partial to MaraLuke but I’ll wait to officially decide until I read some Legends stuff). Favorite noncanon ship is ObiMaul. Favorite ship outside of Star Wars is Gelphie (I swear this ship needs a better name, Gelphie sounds like your eccentric aunt who visits once a year)
Blorbos: Luke, Maul, and Vader
Ao3: TheEarthSong
OCs and creative stuff:
Vice Peridot
And the lore behind her (best to read this one first lol)
I have several fics on Ao3!
My favorites include Family and Power, which is getting a prequel soon, and Galactic Kids which currently has only one chapter but is getting more soon.
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a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)
Cambridge professor of sociology Jason Arday is accused of plagiarism by another academic
the accuser is a "race realist" who believes that in a true meritocracy all university professors would be white. this is somehow not acknowledged much during the entire ordeal
this leads to several days of media coverage demanding an investigation, or that Arday is expelled from his post immediately
somehow this accusation that has no effect on the lives of 99.99% of the population becomes FRONT PAGE NEWS in all the newspapers for multiple days, above anything else happening in the UK or the world at large
following intense media scrutiny, Arday resigns his post as a Cambridge professor
today, august 14th, days after resigning, Arday is found dead at his home in Battersea
the British tabloid press remains, and will always be, fucking evil
Mycoprotein is fucking cool, vat-grown meat is fucking cool, believe me I am fucking down for figuring out efficient calories and I’m interested in attempting to reduce or eliminate animal agriculture but you wouldn’t want me to sneak-feed you cricket flour, you don’t get to sneak-feed me your stuff.
I wouldn’t mind if you snuck-fed me cricket flour, actually. If cricket flour is indistinguishable from regular flour then sure, go for it.
I really don’t know what the initial gripe is about, though. The anonymous person you quote is not trying to sneak-feed you anything. They outright say “meatless alternative.” Is your problem that they may have GMOs? I genuinely have no idea what your complaint is, because you’re talking about people sneak-feeding you meatless stuff but your pics are all about GMO corn starch or whatever.
I have celiac disease and a corn allergy and a relative who wanted to try to pass off impossible burger as ground beef to prove how good meat alternatives are.
I don’t care about “gmo” and I dont care about the fact that it’s “textured protein” I care about “corn” and “wheat” and I care that people without food allergies rarely know how inescapable some of those allergens are.
“Oh, I checked the ingredients, it doesn’t have corn”
Okay but does it have maltodextrin, modified food starch, xanthan gum, caramel coloring, dextrose, or glucose syrup?
If it does have any of those things do they specifically say “from potatoes,” “from tapioca,” “from cane sugar” or “from rice”?
If it didn’t did you check the manufacturer’s website? If that didn’t say did you call the manufacturer?
Sometimes I’ll use almond or coconut flour as a replacement for wheat flour when I’m cooking. I do not try to pretend that my alternate flour chocolate chip cookies are wheat flour chocolate chip cookies because most people don’t expect to run into coconut or almond when they pick up a chocolate chip cookie. I don’t try to hand them to people, wait for them to eat a cookie, and say “hah, bet you didn’t think gluten free cookies could taste good, huh?” because if I did that to someone with a severe allergy it could kill them, but also because people should have a say in what they’re eating.
I’ve got no problem with beyond beef or impossible burger describing their products as meat alternatives, I’ve got no problem with GMOs or the fact that quorn is made out of a heavily engineered protein. That’s all very neat, actually.
But I do have a problem with people trying to sneakily serve meat alternatives without considering that doing so is shitty for a number of reasons.
Also, insect protein can cause severe reactions to people with shellfish allergies, so that’s another reason not to feed cricket flour to people without telling them.
And by severe reactions to shellfish/insect protein they mean ANAPHYLAXIS.
That’s medical speak for:
IT CAN KILL YOU.
Anaphylaxis can cause you to have difficulty breathing or stop breathing at all. It can cause a critical drop in blood pressure or send you into medical shock.
Never sneak ingredients into someone’s food. Especially if you know they have dietary restrictions, but even if you don’t know. They may not have told you.
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You said in one ask that you see Anidala and Vaderdala as two different ships? In which ways would they differ. Since Anakin is Vader altough they're not totally the same. It made me think of the scene in ROTS when Padmé arrives on Mustafar and Anakin already seems more Vaderlike lol but I would love to hear more about the way you wrtie them both or your headcanons :D
Oh no problem.
Vaderdala is a darker romance than Anidala.
But the big difference is what mindset the Anakin or Vader is in. They are the same person, but they are in two different mental states. Anakin is sweet but awkward. Vader is rigid, cold, and very possessive. And this in turn effects the relationship he has with Padme.
One could say that Anidala typically follows more of a canon-approach. Whereas Vaderdala is almost always an enemies to lovers trope.
I asked people on my Anidala discord server what they thought about the dfiferences between the two ships. One user name Rosa said this:
"I agree that the vibes of the two ships are different, but (imo, and I do think most fics certainly follow this format) it’s always Anakin that Padmé falls in love with. Even in a Vaderdala fic, it’s the Anakin in Vader she loves, which makes sense, because it’s the Anakin in Vader that loves her too."
In the way I write them is similar to what I stated above. Anidala is going to be more sweet. Vaderdala is generally going to have tension from the start. Vader is very rigid and closed off emotionally. He's very dedicated to whatever he sees as his life purpose. In canon that is serving the Empire and his master.
So when I write Vaderdala vs Anidala- the main thing I am focusing on is Anakin/Vader.
yall think of the word greek and imagine blonde blue eyed people bc greek was literally colonized and retroactively made to be associated with european descent….oh who am i kidding yall dgaf u just don’t like the idea of black people “staining” your Favorite Romanticized white fantasies
How To Write Longer Fics: A Tumblr Post
AKA ‘the guide to writing long fics that doesn't just assume you're a fucking idiot’
The Problem: You, a writer of short fics, worry that you are Bad At Writing because you have yet to write anything over [insert-number-here] words in a single fic. This is exacerbated by much of fandom (general) also assuming this to be true even though they don’t fucking know either way.
The Solution Offered Herein: I will assume that you know How To Write and the sole issue is that you can’t seem to write fics longer than about (arbitrary number choice follows) 2000 words. I shall instill confidence in you and make longfics seem less intimidating because frankly they don’t deserve to be.
So, You Were Given Some Useless Patronising Tips
Probably, in your journey of self-reproach, you have sought out tips on How To Write Longer Fics. This was a good idea, don’t feel bad about it! But you may have found that the tips you got were not very useful, because they assumed you were a complete noob and that the reason for your generally low wordcounts is the classic noob mistake of massively underwriting the story. So you’ll get told to ‘add feelings’ or ‘make the characters reflect on events’ or ‘describe every single thing in the story in detail’ (that one is terrible advice btw, well done for not following it).
But ‘make the characters reflect on events’ is actually halfway to the answer, it just has it the wrong way round. Your short oneshots probably consist largely of that already, the problem is that there are not many events for them to react to.
This is the secret that longfic writers have kept from you because they didn’t know it either! You Just Need More Scenes! The chances are that the scenes you do write are good, you just don’t have enough of them to get above 2000 words because you have correctly realised that the story you are telling should be about that length.
So what you - and I - need is to find a fic idea that needs to have a lot of scenes in it. All those “ha ha I need to write 70k words of context for The One Scene I thought of!” jokes confuse you because you’ve got good at working out how much context the story needs and working out how to fit that into The One Scene. I have come to think of this as expanding the story inwards, and the people making the joke are used to expanding outwards. They try to work out how to fit that scene into the story, you try to work out how to fit the story into the scene. Both are valid approaches to writing, but switching between these modes can be tricky and you need to know that you need to do it in the first place. Which you don’t or you wouldn’t be reading this post.
There’s a shift in mindset needed here. If you want to get this longer fic idea to stay long and become longer you will have to limit your learned instinct to reject extra scenes as soon as you think of them because you know there’s a way to get the same information into The One Scene itself. But what we want for this experiment is to aim for more scenes, so jot down those ideas when they come. What scenes would you put into this story if you weren’t concerned about the relevance and utility of them? (You are going to be concerned about this, but not yet.) What extensions to The One Scene suggest themselves? What happened before it and what happened after, and how would you tell us this if you were not allowed to put that information into The One Scene itself?
You must allow yourself to expand outwards from the very first step. Later you can start merging scene ideas to stop them feeling too thin and discarding ones that don’t work, but when you’re getting started just brainstorm until you have a list of ideas to work with.
The Advice They Give To Overwriters
It may surprise you to know that while fandom discussion is full of people asking how to write more words, advice for people aiming to publish a novel is more concerned with cutting wordcounts that have gone well over standard publication limits (70-100k words, to generalise). Telling those people to cut a few words from every sentence is not going to help them, they need to be removing entire characters and subplots.
“Sub-whats?” you say. Yes, that’s the key to all this. Subplots add more scenes, as does including more characters because then you have to tell those stories as well. I would bet cash money that you’ve read a longfic with a pointless subplot or two that you just skipped past because you didn’t care. To get the wordcounts really high you’ll need things happening alongside the main story, and I will trust that you know those should tie into the main plot and not be mere distractions from it.
Overwriting in the sense of using far too many words also gets targeted in such discussions, because - shock! - it is generally considered best to use as many words as the story needs and not just add extra ones for the hell of it or because you don’t know how to say things concisely. The problem with ‘too many words’ (not to be confused with good prose that’s just wordy) is that words without purpose will pile up and distract the reader from the important stuff in the story and also risks tiring them out on pointless nothingness when you want them to keep going while you feed them the good stuff.
But good news! You probably don’t need to worry about that! If you can tell a whole story in 2000 words or less it is very unlikely that you don’t understand the importance of staying focussed on the stuff that matters. Remember when someone told you “describe everything” and you thought (again, I would bet money on this) “but most of these things don’t matter to the story, it’d just be annoying”? You were right. Some things in a story deserve your words and some do not, as you already know.
The Best Plots For Moar Words
So you need a plot, and optionally some subplots if you’re aiming for the very high numbers. The easiest thing to start with is a plot that requires a lot of words, which for me tend to be stories where some amount of unskippable time has to pass between Events before the Conclusion can be reached. You have, most likely, thought of such a plot at some point and instantly discarded it because you “can’t write longfics.”
But consider: you recognised that as a plot that would need a lot of words. So you know what to look for. Which means you can find another one even if it takes a bit of thinking outside your usual boxes to get it. Stop telling yourself you can’t write those stories and at the very least write the idea down. Have a think about how you could fit it into a number of words you feel comfortable with. It doesn’t matter if you get that estimate wrong, this is about removing the mental barrier of self-doubt and by the time you realise you over- or underestimated by even something huge like 20k words you already have a good chunk of the story written and now you might as well finish it because you know writing this is not as hard as you once feared.
Fanfic plots that lend themselves to this kind of expansion and forced slow-down include: children/pregnancy; slow burn romance; arranged marriages (AKA slow burn strangers-to-lovers); AUs that differ significantly from the canon setting and familiar everyday concepts (fantasy and historical AUs, for instance); quests requiring visits to multiple locations; political situations developing over years or decades. Pick one of those that interests you and see what you come up with.
The Skills You Already Have
You write shortfic. Let’s assume you’re good at it. This means you are precise, concise, and can spot what aspects of a story to zoom in on. Your lack of descriptive prose (if you worry about that) is likely related to the fact that you know 500 words of description in a 1200 word fic can unbalance it horribly if you’re not extremely careful. You probably do add detail when you know it’s needed, the ‘problem’ is that balance issue and that there just isn’t much to describe when the story’s in one location and centred on one character.
You’re already experienced with writing in general, you’ve had a chance with those short fics to experiment with POV, tense, style, etc, that people who’ve only written one or two longfics haven’t had yet. You don’t have problems with padding scenes out and losing focus and you’re good at layering your sentences to make them punchy but packed full. Those may in fact be the very reasons you’ve struggled so much trying to turn a 2000 word story into 50,000 word one: you knew that was a 2000 word story so when you tried to add extra words you knew they didn’t belong there and you couldn’t do it. Well done! The people who complain that they can’t write shortfic are going to have to learn to do/not do those things, but you can already do/avoid them!
The Hidden Problem: Prose
Okay, here’s something I struggle with a lot when writing longer stories: the information density will be different. Being used to stuffing sentences full it is hard to adapt to the more drawn-out pace of information that longer fic demands. It can feel like you’re wasting words or writing weaker lines, but the difference is not bad, it’s just a difference. Bluntly, writing 10,000 words the way you’d write 1000 will kill both you and the reader. You’ll burn out after taking forever to write 4000 words and you’ll make them miss crucial plot details and character insights. “It’s only AO3, nobody is paying me” is as true for readers as it is for writers. Nobody is expecting the casual reader to turn in an essay on that metaphor you used or the clever thing you did with wordplay that you’re convinced implied things strongly enough that you didn’t need to clarify. For 750 words you can ask them to read that closely. If you demand it for 75,000 you’re deluded and cruel.
You’ll have to repeat some information as the distance from the last explanation increases. You’ll occasionally have to risk a thin scene that you need for pacing reasons or to slip in an idea that just wouldn’t fit into an existing one. This is fine. But actually fine, not like in the This Is Fine meme. A shaky sentence or two stands out so much less when surrounded by hundreds of others that nobody’s going to care even if they spot it. I for one struggle especially with accepting that I just cannot aim for particularly lyrical prose at length and in something plot-driven unless I somehow become a genius overnight – there’s a reason novel-length poems are exceptionally rare.
You know how “100k packed full of meaning and subtext, a whole meaty meal!” comments made you wonder WTF longfics those people are reading? Probably the same ones you are but they’re not expecting the density of a drabble from a novel-length fic. Neither should you, so don’t beat yourself up when you find out it’s impossible.
In Conclusion
There’s a good chance your long fic, or at least your first attempts, will end up substantially shorter than some other people’s. You’re concise, it’s not a bad thing. It’s actually a good thing, but fandom’s wordcount obsession has fucked up your ability (and theirs) to recognise that. As a general rule a better writer will need fewer words to tell the same story and for the purpose of this post we’ll assume that includes you and me 😘 Even if it doesn’t, you probably need the confidence boost of knowing that it could. Your low wordcounts are not a problem to be fixed, you simply want to try writing something longer and you’re gonna leverage your shortfic skills to help you get there.
Basically, you're gonna do the same things you always do but with a plot that demands more of it. You will have to spread information (of all kinds) out a bit but you'll also have room to tell the reader more things and to linger a bit on each idea. It'll be hard at first to stop compactifying and fitting everything into a small space, but you can get used to doing it. I cannot promise you 100k words on your first attempt at this (I've never got above 45k and my average longfic is probably around 20k words) but this is the road that should get you there. I would strongly recommend that you outline your chaptered fic before you start properly writing it, so that you don't get lost or write yourself into a corner.
You already know how to write. You are not bad at it and I am not assuming that you are. This is not about writing better, it's about writing more, and there’s no reason to assume you can’t do that.
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u people have got to get more normal ab people who don't make sense to u . I mean like people who ramble on and don't know how to have proper conversation . people who are completely incomprehensible . people who talk about delusions and hallucinations . people who can't understand social cues . people with speech impediments or no speech at all . people with vocal tics . not just because it's the decent thing to do but also bc this is most common in the most vulnerable marginalized people . youth , elders , mentally ill , disabled , addicts as well as more generally people with accents & non English speakers .
this post is kinda spreading beyond what I initially thought, so to be clear , I love trans women and I will block u if u believe in transandrophobia . u cannot fight ableism while perpetuating misogyny . please reblog this version instead
'Why doesn't transracialism exist if both race and gender are socially constructed" is such a funny copout because yeah one can change race depending on location. I'm Coloured in South Africa (non-black) and Black in the West. I change race depending on where I am and arguably depending on who I am with and how I'm being perceived.
It's also why even though there are white Latines, they are very often racialised as being simply "Latine" as a kind of racial identity in the western world.
Obviously, this is different to being trans but it's an example of the fluidity of racial identity. Even ethnicity is something malleable, bendable and can change depending on where, when and who you are. Gender being a kind of 'social skin' just means unlike race and ethnicity, it's reflective of the internal and psychological rubbing up against the external social world.
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