#matt mercer now...........................

On A Bus is comedy GOLD. Katie has NO EXPERIENCE and she chose a table full of PROFESSIONAL DMS. They got MATT MERCER only for Katie to call him her FAVORITE in the same sentence as calling him MARK. There is NO STRUCTURE to the campaign. The entire point was to BREAK BRENNAN. It WORKED. Even AABRIA got flabbergasted, appalled; we heard Brennan let out the same “no” he did when BRITISH KRISTEN said blimey and cast a successful divine intervention, which made Brennan threaten to QUIT. Matt, king, desperately tried to HELP Katie’s world make sense when her entire goal was CHAOS. Katie introduces herself as the DRAGON MASTER. IN A ROOM FULL OF DUNGEON MASTERS. MY PEOPLE. THEIR FACES. Four DMs came to a dnd table without dice, meaning Katie must have told them to bring NOTHING. The only dice on the table were d6s on an episode of dimension TWENTY. Rick Perry had Absolutely no say in the set. The setting was destroyed within the first ten minutes. Katie gives LINT and a SINGULAR M&M as minis. Aabria EATS the m&m within thirty seconds. They battle NOTHING. Katie knows enough to say AIR to BRENNAN, MATT, AND AABRIA, to which Brennan Freaks. Katie successfully breaks three out of the four people at the table. The AC of the bus is 6 on a d6. The players DO NOT know who they are. A piece of lint destroys the bus in one hit. There is maybe(????) an episode two. Pure fucking gold. AGAIN THEY GOT MATT MERCER ON D20 FOR TEN MINUTES.