#mating dances

They would get along too well. I think their respective husbands would sleep with their eyes open for several nights.

Also this ask reminded me of a conversation I had with @veritasrose about which member of the relationship (Mothskier or Geralt) would have to do the mating dance when they decided to really settle down. We agreed that, since Geralt took the first step towards romance by building Jaskier a 'nest', he would be the one to dress up in bright colors and bop through the ritual booty-wiggles to impress his mate.

We definitely agreed that any Jaskier with wings is Wife Material.

Except it doesn’t translate to human bodies very well, so you just see Aziraphale with his wings puffed up sidling around Crowley in a circle? Awkwardly. And Crowley doesn’t get it bc obviously they’d have completely different mating cycles due to demonic influences or whatever, so he’s just like “WHat??? is happening?!?”

And obvs Aziraphale is SAD bc Crowley didn’t like it and Crowley notices and thye go out for dinner but no one ever explains whta happens, so next time it’s Crowley’s turn and he starts bringing shiny stuff bc obs he’s more like a magpie and it culminates in some sort of awkward disco, but Aziraphale is just like “why has he given me this silver spoon?”

And this just repeats every century or so.

anon, whoever you are, somehow, you know my exact interests.

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