Prompt idea: Geralt gets a contract for a monster that has been sighted nearby. When he tracks it down, he is surprised to find mothman!Jaskier who (much like actual mothman) has an ass that wonât quit.
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I just want you to know that Mothskier now lives in my head rent free 24/7. I love him. I would die for him. This is my new favorite emotional support au.
2k-ish words - please feel free to shove comments through the bars of my enclosure, I would really like that
art by the ever-wonderful @mawbwehownets, whose drawing of Mothskier made me legit cry.
tw: mild injury, brief blood mention, strangers to lovers
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âSo what youâre saying,â Geralt raises an eyebrow slowly, curious, âIs that you need me to catch a monster thatâs half man and half moth?â
âYup.â
âAlright,â Geralt pinches the bridge of his nose with his thumb and pointer finger. The frustrated Witcher takes a slow breath to calm and center himself, before he ends up botching the entire contract-writing process. Humans tend to grow attached to the strangest monsters sometimes, and apparently this mysterious local being was no different. âLet me get this totally straight, so there are no mistakes or misunderstandings. You want me to capture this man-moth and get it out of your woods, but you donât want me to kill it?â
âHeâs called the Mothman, and heâs pretty damn stubborn about sticking around,â the aging farmer corrects Geralt with a little frown. Then his expression shifts and he smiles in a way that seems almost apologetic. âWe were hoping you could find a way to relocate him without hurting or killing him, Master Witcher.â
âThatâs completely possible, if he isnât attached to this specific patch trees by any magical or biological means. You said his natural habitat is just⌠the forest?â
âAs long as there's an abundance of pine around he seems pretty happy. Before he came to live with us, Mothman lived in a heavily forested area up the coast; or at least thatâs what the historical records and local mythology seem to indicate.â
âThatâs actually pretty helpful information to have on hand, Iâm impressed,â Geralt nods. âAlright, Mr. Stevens. I promise to relocate the poor thing without killing or maiming him, and Iâll be sure to take him somewhere far enough away that your crops wonât be in danger. Thanks for calling me first instead of just going straight to an extermination service.â
âHonestly, Master Witcher,â the farmer sighs and readjusts his dirty baseball hat, âIf it werenât for the mischief heâs been getting into lately, we would have let him stick around until spring. I hate to admit it to a man as strong and stern-faced as yourself, but the poor creature is almost⌠adorable at times.â
âWell thatâs a first,â Geralt chuckles, honestly amused by the situation heâs found himself in. âA monster being referred to as âadorableâ rather than âterrifyingâ. Iâve never heard such a thing in my many years of life.â
âThen youâd better prepare yourself, Sir Geralt. Heâs got a pair of big blue puppy-dog eyes thatâll knock you on your ass if you arenât careful. And thatâs coming from a man who raised three daughters with dimples.â
âHmm. Fuck.â
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Geralt knows enough about moths to come up with a plan he thinks will work.
Before he heads into the woods to find and capture the poor wandering creature, the Witcher takes a detour through the lighting section of the nearest Loweâs.
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Unfortunately for Geralt, the farmer was right about the power of Mothmanâs puppy dog eyes, which are big and blue and begin to water as soon as the Witcherâs net knocks him to the ground. The creature lies in a whimpering tangle of limbs beneath the heavy, magically enhanced restraints. Geralt takes an opportunity to look at what the locals called "a cryptid".
Mothman has a long, lithe body that's covered in a light layer of grey-brown fur, but his hair resembles that of a humanâs, falling over those enormous blue eyes in a lovely chestnut fringe. When Mothman sees the swords on Geraltâs back he cries out in panicked recognition and tries to pull his arms up far enough to shield his face. The lamp Geralt used to lure him into the clearing is still bathing him in a pool of yellow light; itâs almost pretty for a monster, Geralt notes.
As the Witcher takes a step forward, the cryptid squeaks and buries his face against his own shoulder. His entire frame is trembling.
âHey there, shhhhh,â the Witcher murmurs quietly. He drops into a squat and holds both hands up to show Mothman that theyâre weapon free. Tears are now falling freely down the creatureâs surprisingly human face; whoever or whatever this is, they are likely some kind of Fae. âIâm not here to hurt you, I just want to get you back through the veil.â
âLiar,â Mothman huffs. His voice has a surprisingly musical quality to it and Geralt is now sure of his Fae parentage (or grand-parentage).
âI promise Iâm not lying,â Geralt reassures him, slowly crawling forward. When he reaches for the nearest corner of the net, he feels all of Mothmanâs muscles go tense. âIâm going to lift this up and I am going to restrain you, but I swear that Iâm not going to kill you. I wish to cause as little distress as possible. Is that alright, Mothman?â
The creature hisses and yanks his foot back away from where Geraltâs hand had nearly touched it. âJaskier.â
âHmm?â Geralt glances up, raising an eyebrow.
âMy name is Jaskier,â the Fae repeats, glaring up from between the sections of woven rope that make up the heavy net. âNot Mothman.â
âMy apologies, Jaskier,â Geralt bows his head. He words his introduction carefully, in case this thing can manipulate his name like others of his kind: âYou may refer to me as Geralt.â
âThatâs your real name,â Jaskier states. The Witcherâs head snaps up.
âHow did you know?â
âHmm,â Jaskier sticks his tongue out as he mimics the sound Geralt made earlier. âNot telli-AH! Stop! Oh go- gods, stop! Please!â
Geralt drops the short section of rope heâs trying untangle from around Jaskierâs ankle and snaps his eyes upwards, already searching for damage. âWhatâs wrong!?â
âMy wing!â Jaskier bawls. His scent spikes out through the clearing, sharp with panic and pain. The creatureâs chest begins to shake more violently than before, his shoulders shuddering with the rising force of his sobs, âItâs t-t-torn! Oh gods, my wing! Sir Witcher, p-please!â
Geralt freezes, his gaze settling on the torn section of Jaskierâs large, furry wing. Itâs a nasty wound near one of the joints, a faint trickle of barely-luminescent blood has already dried around the edges. Jaskier tries to flutter it a little and screams in agony when the muscles shift too suddenly, shrilly enough that Geralt needs to cover his hypersensitive ears. The Witcher's heart crashes down into his boots; based on the way the shivering Fae has gone pale and silent, the pain is too much for him to process. Heâs gone into shock.
A torn wing is exactly the kind of thing Geralt had promised the farmer (and the collective of townspeople he represented) wouldnât happen to the peaceful moth creature if they hired a Witcher instead of an exterminator. He sighs and gives the strange being another once-over. âEverything's alright, Jaskier. Youâre going to be alright. Iâm so, so sorry that you've been wounded. Weâll get you out of this net and get you something for the pain, but itâs going to hurt a little to untangle you. Stay still, donât struggle, and itâll be over soon.â
âJ-Just kill me,â Jaskier pants. Heâs continuing to hyperventilate and Geralt needs him to calm down before he passes out. The Fae reaches a hand for the dagger at Geralt's waist and the Witcher twists out of reach with a frown. Jaskier sobs again, fingers still seeking, âI might n-n-never fly a-again so just k-kill me!â
âBreathe with me, Jaskier,â the Witcher instructs, forgoing patience and cutting through the net with that same dagger. He scoops Jaskier up into his arms, ignoring the keening sound at the back of Jaskierâs throat when his wing is jostled, and rushes the Fae to his truck, tucking him into the passengerâs seat and wrapping him in a large, fluffy blanket. âIâm taking you to my friend. Sheâs an expert at healing magical creatures and I'm certain that she'll get your wing fixed in no time.â
Jaskier doesnât give an answer. When Geralt looks up into the creatureâs face again, the injured Fae has already passed out.
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Jaskier moves with all the grace of a newborn foal as he explores the room Geralt has provided for him. His wing has been inspected, treated, and bandaged by a rather scary sorceress named Yennefer, who glared at the Witcher the entire time she was caring for him. She had also taken one of Geraltâs old t-shirts and cut an enormous hole in the back for Jaskierâs wings to fit through. The shirtâs bottom hem falls to the middle of his thighs and the thick black material is softer than anything heâd ever felt before.
He hears a knock on the door and calls out, âItâs open!â
Geralt enters slowly, bearing a pair of pajama bottoms and a mug of tea. âI brought you some last minute supplies and - uh⌠I brought you some tea. Yen always likes some before she goes to sleep and I figured since this was a new place and new places can be scary that I should-â
âThank you,â Jaskier interrupts, smiling shyly. His antennae twitch happily as he takes the offerings from Geralt's hands and the Witcher watches them with wide eyes. Jaskier carefully sets the pajamas and the tea on the nightstand before turning back to look at Geralt. âI will⌠see you tomorrow?â
Geralt gives one sharp nod. âHmm.â
âGoodnight,â Jaskier sing-songs, taking a seat on the edge of the bed as Geralt exits.
From the other side of the closed door, Jaskierâs superior hearing picks up the Witcherâs final whisper: âGoodnight, Jaskier. I will always be sorry for causing you pain.â
The next morning he meets Geralt at the breakfast table, refreshed and ready to learn about the human world. Heâs summoned a glamour in order to hide his more Moth-like traits, the only things that remain of his true nature are his wings and antennae; his fur is gone and heâs dressed in a pair of sweatpants and that same old shirt. The Witcher offers him a bowl of fruit and mug of something sweet-smelling. Jaskier glares into the mug with a slight pout to his lips before finally asking, âWhat is this?â
âHot chocolate.â
Jaskier takes a sip and his antennae flutter, twitching happily as he swallows the best drink heâs ever had in his long life. He eats a strawberry from the bowl and slowly works his way through the hot chocolate, eyeing Geralt warily as the Witcher moves through the familiar kitchen to make his own breakfast.
âWhere is Yennefer?â
âShe went home,â Geralt shrugs.
âShe isnât your mate?â
âN-No,â Geralt sputters, turning to stare at the nervous young Fae. âWhy would you think that?â
âYou smell like each other.â
âWe spend a lot of time together,â Geralt shrugs again. âGood friends, thatâs all.â
âHmm,â Jaskier mimics his host for a second time. Rather effectively by the annoyed twitch at the corner of Geraltâs mouth. âJust wondering.â
âAnything else youâre curious about?â
âWhy donât you have more lights?â
âHuh?â
âLights,â Jaskier gestures around the minimalistic layout of Geraltâs open-concept kitchen/living room and its distinctive lack of lamps. He crosses his arms over his chest and leans forward against the dark marble countertop. The pout has gone from 'slight' to 'full-bore' and Geralt is clinging desperately to his braincell with how cute it looks. âItâs no fun.â
âYou really like lamps, donât you?â the Witcher replies, mouth dry. Jaskier huffs and takes another sip of his hot chocolate, antennae flickering back and forth in irritation. Geralt bites his lip to hide a smile; itâs too fucking cute, which is an odd thought for a Witcher to have.
âSo what if I do enjoy a nice lamp or five in my living space?â Jaskier argues. "I'm a Moth of taste."
âNo matter,â Geralt laughs quietly. âFinish your drink before it gets cold.â
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Jaskier stays with Geralt for a few weeks while his wing heals, and for a creature whose sole interest seems to be fancy light fixtures, the Fae becomes a source of light in Geralt's own world. They go to a nonhuman friendly second-hand store to find Jaskier some more clothes and Geralt discovers the cryptid's love for oddly patterned shirts in bright colors. Jaskier chooses several to fill out his closet, as well as a sweater two-sizes too large in deep black (Geralt tries his best not to attach any meaning to this choice), a few pairs of pants, and a jean jacket that he declares, "Can be altered."
They watch movies together and make food together - Jaskier is always incredibly impressed by the way the automatic coffee maker works, and how easily Geralt can control the flames of the stove. Jaskier also follows the Witcher along on less dangerous hunts and helps bandage him up after worse ones, always there with a smile and a little kiss over the cleaned-up wound.
âIt really is magic,â Jaskier always insists, lips pink and shining from licking them as he concentrates. "It makes you heal faster."
Geralt realizes one night - two weeks into Jaskierâs stay, as he leans against the doorframe and watches the strange creatureâs even breathing - that he has gone and done the stupidest thing a Witcher can do: fall in love with a pretty, temperamental young Fae. Head over fuckinâ heels, actually.
So he makes a decision.
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The next evening, after the dinner dishes have been cleaned and put away, Geralt herds Jaskier down the hall to the guest room. Those entrancing blue eyes blink up at him in obvious confusion. âBedtime already?â
âNo, not quite. I just- I made you⌠uhâŚâ
âDo you have a surprise for me?â Jaskier asks, used to the Witcher's issues with verbalizing.
Geralt nods, relieved and thankful for the Faeâs steadfast understanding. âDo you want to cover your eyes or should I just open the door and show you?â
âIâll close my eyes,â Jaskier smiles, covering his eyes with both hands. Geralt finds it adorable, as Jaskier always is, and allows himself a matching grin as he swings the door open. The ceiling light is off but Geralt has built a blanket fort at the center of the room and surrounded it with fairy lights of all colors and sizes. Inside the blanket fort is a mass of blankets and pillows; Jaskier has the odd habit of building nests - Geralt jokingly calls them cocoons - and sleeping in those on the floor instead of on the very comfortable mattress the Witcher has provided.
âOpen them,â Geralt urges.
Jaskier pulls his hands away and Geralt watches as his pupils go huge and wide. Jaskier's face breaks out in the sunniest, most blindingly happy smile Geralt has ever seen. He turns and throws his arms around the Witcher, his wings fluttering behind him and his antennae twitching and flicking above his head. He tries desperately to speak but only manages a half-snuffled little âIâm-â before bursting into tears of joy.
Geralt just holds him, letting his arms fold carefully around Jaskierâs waist, just beneath his wings.
"I just wanted you to know that, if you wanted to stay, there would be room for you. Your room, if you want it."
"I do," Jaskier smiles, burying his face in the Witcher's neck. "I'd love to stay. I'd love nothing more than to spend my days going on adventures with you."
"Well then," Geralt gathers all of his courage and presses a soft kiss to the crown of Jaskier's head. He's met with happy spasms from the antennae so he does it again. And again. Moving from the top of the Fae's head to his cheeks and then his mouth - pretty and pink and pouting and so worth the trouble. "I suppose we can get started on our next adventure tomorrow."













