#marvelcrack

John: I am NOT jealous. Bob: You glared at a lamp because it was near me. John: THAT LAMP WAS SUSPICIOUS. Bob: It was literally plugged into the wall. John: EXACTLY. WHY WAS IT SO CLOSE TO YOU. Bob: …Do you want to sit next to me? John: NO— Bob: John: sits next to him immediately Bob: Yelena: I swear I’m raising toddlers.

Steve: Let’s just assume for the moment, that everyone here, doesn’t like me!!!

This actually happened ok

😂😂 some of these are too good

incorrect marvel quotes ~ 2/??

John: Why are you staring at me? Bob: I’m trying to figure out how you manage to look like a golden retriever and a war crime at the same time. John: …thank you? Bob: You’re welcome. Yelena: that was a compliment in bob-ese.

John: If you like me just say it. Bob: I like you. John: NOT LIKE THAT—

Bucky: it’s called an accessory steve