Feb 22
The situation I be in when bro tells me “You’ll be okay”
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The situation I be in when bro tells me “You’ll be okay”
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spoiler-y but not totally
ok so if anybody has ever seen Markiplier's Until Dawn original play through, this part:
This is me after tkdb season one finale. just.
no.
Hawkodile: *reading a comment* “He has a weird life.” …YOU HAVE A WEIRD LIFE!! *runs away crying and runs into a swimming pool*
Re: Tenna's kisses: Wouldn't a real [business loving businessman] know if their associate has been [Kissed on the mouth] before?
HE HARDLY SHARED ANYTHING WITH ME OUTSIDE OF [[Business]]! HE ONLY WANTED TO [[Now's your chance to be a Big Shot!]]!!
PLUS, DO YOU REALLY THINK A [[Noisy picture box]] LIKE HIM WOULD GET ANY [[Break me off a piece of THAT KitKat bar!]]?
Which of the following quotes can you REALLY hear Markiplier’s voice
Water feature
Melon bar
My genius
Adjusting to 33 degrees, roger
Frames
You right
I live in a hole in the ground
I know how to use a grenade
Alright, brother wife Bob
Bruh-zins (or Bruh-sins)
Jengus Christler
I’m a brave boy
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Meanwhile 505 with his dust
Imagine, QotM!Wukong and LMK!Wukong were thrown into the same room and at some point a fierce dispute arose between them about whose child is better.
Who do you think would win and why? >:D
Or maybe they wouldn't have argued at all and LMK!Wukong would have quietly listened to QotM!Wukong bragging about his life and children, because he would have been sincerely happy for him and didn't want him to ask about him.
QotM!Wukong: Yue, as a fe-male, is inherently smarter than your stupid boy apprentice-son.
LMK!Wukong: I don’t think that that’s true because they’re two different breeds (has no idea MK is a secret monkie yet)
QotM!Wukong: You sexist pig
But in all seriousness, after these two stop being so childishly competitive, they happily share some stories about their children/apprentices.
LMK! Wukong is wistful as he hears about the other him’s intelligent daughter and adorable sons. He raises a huge stink when he hears that other him ended up with Macaque of all people, though - no, he’s not jealous shut up!
QotM!Wukong is interested that the other him chose a mortal as a successor (odd choice but okay). He approves of MK from what he hears and thinks that the kid reminds him of his own apprentice, Xiaotian (lmao).
Wildly Chaotic Traffic Safety Class 2/5
Shoto really just 'jingle jingle pay attention'ed those kids 😭