Jun 24
Ryland Grace: *eating Taumoeba on his way to Erid* Space algae, eww.
Jazz Bashara: *eating Gunk (so called "poor people food" made from algae) on the Moon* Fucking disgusting.
Mark Whatney: *marking his 274th day on Mars or something, probably shitting whole potatoes at this point, likely having nightmares about potatoes, surely never wants to see a fucking potato ever again* What is wrong with you two?
#mark whatney#ryland grace#jazz bashara#andy weir hates algae but i believe that mark watney would have loved some algae at some point. anything but vicodin sprinkled potatoes#the martian#artemis#phm#project hail mary#still some more time to go mark. the torture isn't over yet#fry those potatoes. cook them. bake them. mash them. blend them. turn them into chips.#trade this man some algae for his potatoes#potatoes were mark's algae#the one food you are left with that you absolutely cannot see anymore
