Les Mis characters as Princess Bride quotes:
Javert: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
JVJ: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.
Enjolras: We are men of action, lies do not become us.
Gavroche: Let me put it this way; have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?...Morons.
Joly: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.
Combferre: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's a prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
Eponine: Get used to disappointment.
Pere Mabeuf: Have fun storming the castle!
Bahorel: My way isn't very sportsmanlike.
Fantine: Life is pain. Anyone who says different is selling something.
Feuilly: Anybody want a peanut?
Thenardier: If he were all dead there's only one thing you can do...go through his pockets and look for loose change.
Courfeyrac: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Montparnasse: You're trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!
Cosette: This is true love. Think that happens every day?
Bossuet: Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?
Grantaire: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Jehan: Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.