#maria constantine

So, I know nothing about the actual Constantine/Hellblazer comics except through Wikipedia and fanfiction. And I’ve also only seen a few episodes of DC’s Legends of Tomorrow. So I’m probably not the right person to be thinking all this.

But I really enjoyed the original 2014-2015 Constantine TV show adaptation on NBC. And I recently found out that in the comics, John apparently has three half-demon children ? Who tried to kill anyone related to John on their mother’s orders, including Chas ?

And now I can’t help but imagine that this happened between the Constantine show and Legends. Afterwards, out of guilt and paranoia John tries to cut ties with Chas and Zed, and that’s why he’s working on his own and is staying in a different apartment instead of the Mill House until he eventually joins Sara and the other Legends on the Waverider.

Hello,

I love the way you think! So here’s some more of the Constantine Dad AU would Maria Constantine!...

The Hells of Daughters...

John Constantine supposed he was cursed. He had to be.

He had turned into the Magic version of Bruce Fucking Wayne! But with daughters instead of sons.

It was enough to have him wanting to beat his head against a rock.

Zatanna, Raven, Zachary, Lori, Lilith, Klarion, Amy, and Traci; it was amazing he hadn’t gone in-bloody-sane! Zatanna was his forever drama queen, she would live to make, create, unleash, and revel in fucking drama; there were times he wanted to throttle her for it. Raven was his favorite; he would die before admitting it, but the demoness was his easiest child ever, she just got it. Zach was a pain in the ass, but a good lad all the same; a bit resentful of Zatanna. Lori redefined Emo/Goth cliché; it was not Raven who was his dark one, it was Lori; though she was a great kid once people got past her attitude. Lilith was his nightmare; he would actually pay lads to stay away from her; but it was hard, literally, she was like a cat in heat, it was maddening, and Zed would let Lilith push all sorts of boundaries! Klarion; who Constantine was still trying to remember adopting; happened to be a devious brat and ingenious at riling up all his sisters, and that damn cat! Amy was a princess, a darling little princess, she was fierce and sweet; she had wacked a demon with her wooden sword the other day when the house was under attack. And Traci, darling, sweet, pain in the ass Traci was going to make his hair white before she even hit puberty; he knew she’d finish him off if her sisters didn’t beat her to the task.

And though Constantine loved all his daughters; he did, he’d trade Bruce for his sons in a heartbeat if only to have a minute of peace.

Daughters were exhausting, and B had no idea how much more hazardous and troublesome the lasses were to the lads; B’s only daughter was a bloody angel. All of Constantine’s; minus Raven; were demonesses from Hell; Raven was an angel, there was irony in there.

Which brought him to today as he was all alone, minus Raven who was getting ready for a night out with Jason, Roy, Garth, and Victor Stone. It was a peaceful night too, Zed had taken the girls off to the cinema. There was a knock on the door, which had him sighing as he dropped his current spell book; he had been working on a way to track demons more reliably; Maze had offered her services to see if he could find it. Mazikeen and Lucifer were currently on their hundredth honeymoon, after having been remarried by a Wonder Woman impersonator in Vegas; again, and they had fucked the Wonder Woman impersonator. Sounded like a grand time.

“I got it!” Raven said as she came from within the House of Mystery, he followed his daughter. She was fifteen, he marveled at how quickly she was growing. “I got it dad,” she promised.

“If it’s your lad I’d like to meet him,” John promised.

“It’s not Jay, I’m going to the Manor,” she said as she grabbed her coat.

“Ah, but I still want to meet him,” he promised.

“You know Jay, and Dick,” she pointed out.

“You will not distract me because your sister is on a date,” he warned.

“Why don’t you want to meet Zee’s boyfriend?” Raven asked.

“Because the wanker is a boy toy in love with an older woman, it’ll never last. Besides, if he breaks her heart I’ll send him to hell, he knows it, so we are good.”

“And what do you think you’ll do to Jason!?” Raven sputtered.

“Nothing, lad’s not foolish enough to harm you,” Constantine mused.

“Glad you have faith in my best friend.”

“Of course dear,” he chuckled as they opened the door to the House of Mystery, it revealed a teen, about Rae’s age, blonde a brown eye and a blue eye, she had boxish features, and sharp eyes, she was lean, and rather muscular and gymnast looking.

“Can I help you?” he asked.

She shoved her blonde hair back.

“I’m here to kill you,” she stated.

“Well, if you’re here to do that, then it’d be polite to introduce yourself,” Raven snapped as she folded her arms. He smirked at his petite daughter’s attitude.

“Maria Constantine,” was the reply as her fingers lit with fire and Raven slammed the door shut, he grabbed Raven just as it was blown open.

“Bloody Hell!” he yelped as they flew over the railing and for the gears of the House of Mystery, he wrapped tightly around Raven to prevent her from being harmed. His daughter grunted from the impact, he shoved her off him and away, looking up to see two of the blonde. “I don’t know a Maria Constantine!” he snapped.

“Mother said that,” Maria said dryly as she walked down the stairs. “But I don’t care, I’m here to kill you!”

“And what relation are we?” he groaned as he rolled to his feet, he wavered, seeing Rae still dazed a bit as she lay there moaning in pain.

“I’m surprised you don’t see the immediate resemblance; Dad,” she sneered.

He looked at Raven who was up, and he looked at the demoness as she prowled forward. Raven nodded as she dropped into the shadows then.

“Who was your mum?” he asked.

“Rosacarnis, Daughter of Nergal,” she stated.

“Oh, how’s your mum?” he asked.

“Dead! Because of you!” she screeched, more fire came hurling from her fingers as he dove out the way, evading what would be a nasty burn.

“Enough!” Raven shouted, he watched the shadows come to life and he hurled a few defense spells as stray magic started flying around.

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