Vox Ships: Why Monopoly is Banned
StaticMoth / VoxVal / x Valentino = Val tries to seduce the landlord when he lands on one of Vox's properties. Vox does not mix Monopoly & sex.
PolyVees / x Valentino x Velvette = see above + Velvette is uninterested in the whole thing which riles up Vox more. Val & Vel used to team up against Vox to get him so angry he'd ragequit, and it worked so well the game is not allowed in the tower anymore.
StaticDust / x Angel Dust = Angel also tries to seduce the landlord but he mainly uses that as a cover to steal money and/or properties. It's more genuine when he's caught but again, Vox does not mix Monopoly & sex.
CatVideo / CardShark / x Husker = Vox had enough of having to search him for fifteen minutes every time they were about to play and still not catching all of it. That cat has money in every available space — once he had a wad of 500s he danced around his fingers to keep out of Vox's view and it worked for longer than Mr. Mass Surveillance would ever willingly admit.
StaticBelle / x Charlie = It's never fully banned, they just need a few weeks break between games. Charlie gets caught up in seeing Vox happy and she throws here and there. The first time she was called out for it she played fair and trounced him so thoroughly he sulked in his den for days. Ultimately he enjoys having a real rival but he gets so pissy that playing every time he demands a rematch would lead to misery.
StaticBoss / x Blitzø = Blitzø gives things to Loona for free. They tried to implement a rule where you had to trade to do that kind of thing, but then Blitzø traded Loona his dark blue set in exchange for 1 monopoly money so she wouldn't have to pay rent and Vox nearly fried himself right there.
Mammox / StaticGreed / x Mammon = only banned when others are playing because they will bankrupt everyone else (unallied mind you) ASAP and then be against each other for 4 hours.
