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COC 09 ⁙ Alternative Ships

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Timelapse below the cut. I keep forgetting to add those!

Day 17, DEC 11: Alternate/Side Rare Ships

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS. It's MalMage prompt day!!! (for me).

This only makes sense to me because Malcolm and Davy are def not the same age in canon, but I like headcanoning them as if they were because being delusional keeps me sane.

They're best friends who are secretly in love with each other, and they're always together. I like picturing Davy as if he had always been the Mage, and Malcolm as a fully '80s child with fluffy hair.

And I love thinking that Watford held Christmas parties during their years there, but then Davy cut them off because it reminded him of the love (and friendship) he lost when Malcolm married Natasha.

I will always be forever grateful for MalMage existing and for that one @krisrix MalMage fanart that started it all for me.

Don’t ever apologize for asking me about malmage 🤣

Do I ship it? Yes!

What made you ship it?

I blame @krisrix’s art & @sillyunicorn sliding into my DMs to talk about it. And then, you know, I used my brain. It was right there.

What are your favorite things about the ship?

That I get to be mean to them and no one wants to stop me. Torturing Davy via Malcolm’s cock is something that can be so personal to a girl. Really it’s that they are the worst timeline of what Simon and Baz could have been but they did it to themselves.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I don’t know if it’s an unpopular opinion, per se, but I consider my fics canon 🤣 also I think Davy has a weird chip on his shoulder about Natasha and banging it out with Malcolm makes him feel like he’s taking something else from her.

ask and you shall receive