#lyric changes

Settle in y'all, it's story time!

There's a orphan, life of misfortune,

Now, where have I heard that one before?~

Poor Oliver, barely gets to eat, then gets punished cause he asked for more,,?

But then he becomes an apprentice!!

To a nice mortician!

But when Noah says bad things about his mom,

He attacks before running away?

Oh man-

He's taught to pickpocket, I don't remember this part-

Crime, stealing, SOMEONE'S BEATEN DEAD!? Skip ahead, skip ahead!!!

...Buuut in the end, Oliver's Auntie Rose is married off

And Ollie lives happily as Mr. Brownlow's adopted son~

So I know, they'll appear

'Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the story books I read by candlelight

I can be someone's knight, or their steed!!~

And we'll look just like those nice pictures

It won't be long now, I guarantee

Day number...23

I know it's today, I know it's today~

~🎵🎶🎵~

Oh, here's a good one

It's a classic!~

There's a orphan, red-haired and talkative

Guess both of us really stand out!

Two people adopt her, but they want a boy!

I'm sure things will work themselves...out?

Blah, blah, blah, blah, country school, boring, boring Avonlea

Filler, filler, been there, read that, oh dear, Matthew died?! Haha!

Skip ahead, skip AHEAD!!-

...Buuut despite it all, Anne stayed

with Marilla, she could never part~

Despite any of her flaws,

She made her way into their hearts~

So I know, they'll appear

Their kindness will be a lot to take

We'll do so much together, and we'll never be apart

I'll wear my heart

On my sleeve~

And I hope it will not break,,

About time we set at least a meeting date

Day number 9...58

I know it's today, they'll show up today

There's a orphan, any orphan, take your pick, they're all like me

Not exactly, I'm still waiting, they're out living happily

Ever after, better get here, I want love in seconds flat

No one needs these middle bits, oops, did I do that?

Cut the villains, cut the hardships, cut all of that

Cut the peril and the pitfalls, cut Huck Finn and his dumb hat

Cut the parents in the hearses, keep the intro, cut the verses

And the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, the waiting, THE WAITING!

But I know, they'll appear, though I seem a bit bipolar

And I'm a vandal now as well, hope they don't mind

I'm a find, I'm a catch, and a very gifted bowler

It won't be long now, I guarantee, day number-

...Are you there, God?

It's me, Rebecca

It's me, Becca/Wooly

Now I know, they'll appear

'Cause there are rules and there are strictures

I believe the story books I read by candlelight

A white knight, a knight I shall be!!

We'll look just like these pictures

It won't be long now, I guarantee

Day number 23...

Day number 958...

Day number 25...98

I know it's today, ooh

(I know it's today, I know it's today, ooh)

I know it's today, ooh

(I know it's today, I know it's today, ooh)

I know it's today.