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Beside her, Lee Hyunsung shifted to hide the 49% of Kim Dokja behind his tall frame. Noticing this, the monocled man's smile seemed to grow imperceptibly wider. With a pale finger, he reached up to adjust his monocle.

Please be very nice I wrote this in 30 minutes and it’s 3am (aka I need to be asleep time) so no proofreading to make sure it makes sense unfortunately.

Here’s the thing about regulus: he’s doomed by the narrative.

Everyone who has ever tried to love him has suffered some terrible fate for trying.

First Walburga, who really did try to love her sons —if Sirius is to be believed, she was sort of successful before Regulus came around— but was taken by the black family madness* shortly after his birth, and was cruel his entire childhood.

Then Sirius, who always loved Regulus more like a parent than either of their actual parents. Sirius, who raised him, protected him, and took beatings for him. Sirius, who got hurt so bad protecting Regulus that he had to abandon him to stay alive.

Then Evan, who was Regulus’ first friend —and only partially because he was the only kid his own age he had to spend time with— who was so devastatingly loyal to Regulus that he abandoned his sister in Ravenclaw to join Regulus in Slytherin. Evan, who sacrificed his whole life & got the dark mark so Regulus wouldn’t have to do it alone.

Of course with Evan, came Pandora, who was blessed with the gift of sight. But of course her love for Regulus turned even such a blessing into a curse, and so her dreams were plagued with visions of his death till it drove her too mad.

So no Regulus was not exaggerating when he said he was doomed by the narrative for all those who try to love him to suffer.

So really it was in everyone’s best interest that he cruelly reject Barty’s feelings before they became anything real or substantial.

It would be better for everyone if Barty grew up and realized what a bad choice loving Regulus was, especially with Evan right there, so sweet, waiting with his crush on Barty.

Because here’s the thing about Regulus: he’s really a selfish person.

And as Regulus and Evan watched the dementor suck the soul from Barty’s body, both couldn’t help but wish Regulus had been just a bit stronger, so maybe Barty could’ve been saved his fate.

Oh yeah uh fic art jumpscare

For my Souyo fic Midnight Phenomena! It’s a very fun and fluffy story where NOTHING BAD HAPPENS AT ALL TRUST :)

“Stop!”

Sky froze, one foot hovering over the ground mid-step. If there was one thing he knew it was that if one of the other heroes shouted a command, you followed it, as swiftly and proficiently as possible. It could save you from an arrow to the head or the otherwise inescapable blast of a hidden bomb.

This time, though, Sky could see no discernable threat in their vicinity, just peaceful, rolling fields and the smoke from their campfire on the crest of the hill trailing a lazy, arrow-straight line towards the sky. He looked at Hyrule curiously.

“What is it?”

Hyrule had turned beet red.

“Ah–sorry Sky, it’s just that you’re about to step on a fairy circle.”

Sky’s gaze drifted to the ground below his looming foot and, sure enough, there was a ring of tufted grass there interspersed with the occasional burgeoning grey mushroom.

He stepped back, lowering his foot to the ground a safe distance from the circle.

He was confused. Not about the fairy circle itself–he had heard the stories when he was young, about how fairies gathered in these little mushroom circles and how they contained magic unknown to mere Hylians–it was a common fairytale told to children in Skyloft. 

He couldn’t very well slack off and stand to the side. For one, the thin wood floorboards did little to muffle the pulsing music down below. He might as well brave the brunt of it himself. Keeping his distance would serve only to limit his knowledge of the goings-on downstairs, and he already knew he wouldn’t be able to stand not knowing.

Therefore, the Captain decided that he himself would handle surveillance. It was good form for a Captain to join his men on the field, even if the field in question was a bustling sitting room full of alcoholics and perverts. The least he could do was keep an eye on things and step in only if absolutely necessary.

And so it was that he found himself pressed up against a wall in the beating heart of the celebration, squinting through the purple mood lighting and resisting the urge to cover his ears.

well hello there, first request!! thanks for telling me about the guidelines button. I know nothing about mobile tumblr so I just put a visible link to it like this. I hope this helps?!?!?! if not, please tell me!!. also, you didn’t really need to know this but I had the leg song looping in my head while I was writing this.

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cynthia

she would be in absolute awe. 

probably lifted you up and spun you around ten times after processing the information, she’s just so excited!!

cynthia knew deep in her heart that her S/O had the potential to do anything they wanted but she was still so shocked!!

“and I thought that S/O couldn’t get any better than this…”

she would (politely) demand you to show her all these legendaries and she’d take a good look at all of them, seeing as she’s so into pokemon mythology. 

would totally pet all of them and connect with them instantly, to your amusement. 

cynthia’s the type of person to flaunt her S/O everywhere she goes but she’d probably only tell her grandma and professor rowan about your legendary children. 

obviously she’s still so proud of you and would tell the whole world but that’d make you a target for thieves, one thing she doesn’t want. 

now, if she ever wants information on a legendary pokemon, she can just ask you or drop by to visit them. how convenient!!

lance

like cynthia, lance would be super impressed with you but he knew that you could do it anyway. 

he’s excited and will scoop you up into a big hug, quietly whispering compliments into your hair. 

“S/O, you’re so amazing… you really are as powerful as I thought.”

it’d be a while before he actually got to see the pokemon though, as he’s laying the compliments really thick. 

once he got to see them all, he’d approach each one and spend at least ten minutes getting to know them. 

he’d spend a little more time with the dragon types, for obvious reasons. 

after a little bonding time, he’d probably challenge you to a battle to see how strong of a combination you are with your legendaries. 

 it’d end with you barely triumphing over him, only winning by a lucky shot thanks to xerneas. 

when he’s got a free day from his champion work, he’ll come over to bond with the legendaries and unknowingly spends about three hours straight just petting your big pokemon

guzma

“what?! you’ve gotta be kiddin’ me!” 

he would be in utter disbelief, was this another one of your grandiose jokes? 

even if you told him ‘yes’ one million times, he’d still be in denial and would have to go and look for himself. 

while guzma’s walking over to look at your legendaries, he’s probably yapping about how ‘this better not be some sick prank, S/O!’ and stops mid-sentence when he sees your big legendary Pokemon children. 

 his jaw will literally drop the second he sees them in their glory. 

it’ll take him a minute for him to process but eventually, he’ll come to his senses (sort of) and slowly envelope you in a hug. 

“I can’t believe it… how’d ya get all of these?” would be his soft, whispered response. 

guzma probably won’t let go of you for a while but once he does, he’ll slowly walk up to some of them to pet them and try having a conversation with them. 

he’s probably giving reshiram a good head rub while three other pokemon are glaring at him for a pet. he’s become a Legendary Master™

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Will Auceptin | Will Ceres & Klein Moretti Characters: Will Auceptin | Will Ceres, Klein Moretti, Derrick Berg | The Sun, (mentioned) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Light Angst, Some Humor Summary:

In his thousands of years of life, Will Auceptin had experienced many, many things. But regardless, looking down at the popsicle in his hand, ice cream is clearly the best thing to ever have been invented.

or, small child gets extorted by somewhat god

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