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What I wouldn't do to be able to sit down with John Dory and tell him I forgive him. I hope he doesn't carry too much guilt.. We were all kids- all of us were victims of some kind, and you were no exception. In my canon you tried your best to unlearn old habits and be better, and I'm confident most did. You loved your brothers- we know that.
Sigh, idk. Miss you, man. I hope, if you're out there, you're doing okay.
-Lyle #🐾🪩
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Second timeline, and apparently a different son! (Which y'know. Makes sense because the father of my son's in the first timeline ends up dying in the second. Lol. ANYWAYS-) Not only that, but fucking. His voice is *literally* the singer of this silly ass song I used to listen to religiously/aff. I'm in the middle of work, I can't be jump scared by More Children when I can't even try and draw what they mightve looked like!
Hopefully i dont forget by the time I get home.
Also this confirms who my partner was in the second timeline and I am. Begrudging. I will take this information to the grave- never to be made public. I refuse /lh/silly
-Lyle #🐾🪩
Being the focus of popstar/boyband culture in source is weird cause like. People went (and are still going) wild over my brothers, and like. It's genuinely so funny cause, from my perspective, it's super ridiculous how down bad these people are (/affectionately ofc). Like. Please, John Dory (as only one example out of many) shamelessly picked his nose well into his late teens and wouldn't change his boxers until he felt he absolutely had to, why are you trying so hard to get with him. He is not your future husband, he is a failed health inspection /lh/hj.
I could go on and on, but I do find it genuinely amusing. Being on the receiving end of fan culture is such an experience. It's like fast food, in a way- if half of the customers made it their mission to get as close to you as possible, lmfao.
-Lyle #🐾🪩
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Canon Drugs!
Among trolls, certain candies were our drug equivalents, which I find fun!
Certain types of gummy worms were common during like parties and raves and that sort of thing! They were a big party drug.
Ring pops, as I remember them, was sort of a weed equivalent! They were a bit more casual, but having multiple would definitely lead to some stuff lmfao. In the same way that parents here used to rub alcohol on babies gums when teething, troll parents (usually pop parents) used to give really mild ring pops to children to help them calm down and mellow out. Like a low-dose THC pacifier! Weird, huh?
I know there was some unique ones from techno reef that would sometimes be brought to other places for trolls to have, but I don't fully remember them. They were kinda like gushers and popping boba, if that makes sense? Little almost seaweed pods that grew down there, iirc. Very tasty, but wasn't my thing iirc. Possibly a psychedelic? Veryyy popular in underground raves.
-Lyle #🐾🪩
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Anyways uh, sup Barb. You were a cool boss until the whole -vague gestures- trying to destroy everyone else's music... thing. That was pretty yikes, I'm not gonna lie to you. Also, sorry about lying about who I was? Though that was like... My schtick at the time sooo... Yknow.
And I guess I'm waving from afar to Hickory. Two sides of the same mixed kid trauma coin, amirite?
-Lyle #🐾🪩
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Oh boy! A tiny song creature from the children's Tiny Song Creatures movie has discovered Another timeline, with somehow more angst and trauma! Nice! /s
This is... Wonderful, thank you. I really needed More Angst. Lord knows I haven't had my fair share of The Horrors ™️ yet! Hahaaaaa....ha...
Anywayssss, how's everyone doing? Doing good? Good..
-Lyle #🐾🪩
Hi! Been a while 👋🏼
So, recently I've been working through some memories, and I've realized/remembered something recently. I had three children, not just one. The one I've probably talked about on here before is my eldest, Aster. He was our first egg, and I carried him. Honestly, his egg was so small, and I really didn't know much about eggs, so I hadn't even noticed until probably a week or sooner before the edge detached. It's also why I thought his egg was small, since my only dietary change was a whole lot more sugar than usual (Pop troll eggs... A fast way to cavities /lh/j).
But the second egg I carried (Lila, our only daughter, and the youngest) was *also* small, and man. I did not feel very adequate during those moments. I felt like there was something wrong with me- like I wasn't doing enough or providing enough for the eggs to be healthy *and* the correct size. Each egg rocked my shit, too. I was exhausted, weak, and no matter what I did, my body just couldn't keep up with what was being taken from it. After the eggs detached, Floyd would take care of me until I could function on my own again. Bruce, the best brother I could ask for, would often come over to help me out and take care of me. I don't know how that man didn't die from having such huge eggs when I could barely handle my little ones, and I remember expressing that to him at one point. I think he just laughed, lol.
Floyd had the egg of our middle child (Bay, our second son), and... It was so easy for him. Sizeable egg, no abnormal exhaustion, headaches never strained from average, nothing. I was a bit bitter about it to be honest (and I am right now, kinda), but mostly just jealous. Jealous that his egg was easy, jealous that somehow his body was better equipped than mine was... But that's all in the past (by a fair bit, now, I'd say, lol).
I'm just happy I had my kids, and that even though two are a bit shorter, they were all fit and healthy and lived long lives.
Aster, Bay, Lila- if any of you are out there. Know that I miss you, and hope you are having amazing lives full of love and support from your family and peers. I love you so, so much.
-Lyle #🐾🪩
Wasn't in a shift on mother's day so sorry about this being late but.. I miss you. I have no idea if she's even out there -let alone if she'll read this- but my mother, Lily, was an amazing Troll. She raised me all by herself after my father died, and even adopted my brother after learning my aunt died in the same Bergen attack. She was strong, funny, and everyone loved her so much. I was six when she died, Birch was around 15. He left after that, but I stayed, and let the village convince me to start doing music as a serious thing and become an idol. I hope that, if she ever knew my story, she didn't blame herself at all. Yeah a lot of things happened, but I met some amazing trolls who made it all worth it, and I even gained some brothers out of it.
Mom, I'm sorry you had to do it alone. I'm sorry you went through what you did and I'm so sorry that I was never old enough to really help you out at all. I hope in this life you're so happy and everything you could ever want is just a few steps away. If you want a family, I hope you're never on your own. I hope someone is by your side the entire time, loving and helping you.
I don't know nor remember you very well, but I do love you. And I miss you. Happy mother's day..
- Lyle #🐾🪩 (I think I've accidentally switch my tag around at some point and now I can't remember which way is the right way lmfao. Send help)
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