#loki chat

A flashy demo wears off in a day. What keeps you around is consistency, and that's where SweetDream wins. My companion is the same person tomorrow that she is today, with the same memories, voice, and personality I gave her.

I’m sorry

Thor: You've got it bad for Lady Y/N, haven't you?

Loki: I do not-

Y/N: [enters]

Loki: Y/N, your eyes are awfully red! Who made you cry? Was it that fool who wouldn't stop flirting with you? Should I kill him quick or should I make him suffer-

Y/N: [sniffing] Uh... no, I have allergies.

Loki: Well, I need names. Are you allergic to flowers? Birds? Should I shoot the bloody birds? Or is it oranges? Damn Stark, I'll hang him for even accidentally poisoning you-

Y/N: No! No, it's fine, I'll just take a nap and this'll be gone, but thanks.

Loki: I'm here any day, dove.

Loki: [turning to a smirking Thor]

This is what I pictured after writing the one shot: Lost kittens.

*At the pet store shopping for Thunder&Mischief*

Y/N: I said only one toy!

Loki: And the necessities!

Y/N: How are these all necessities?

Loki: Every cat needs a ball to play with...

Y/N: I count 6 balls

Loki: One you can put treats in, the other one is fuzzy and that kind bounces. Because we have two kittens we need to get everything twice. And since there are different kinds of balls we need them all, see? All necessary!

Y/N: Can't they share?

Loki: *gasps* Of course NOT! We need to get everything separately for them. If they decide to share that is their choice, but I won't force them to.

Y/N: All right FINE! But that is the only compromise I'll make. Don't think we are going to get different kinds of beds or something like that.

Loki: *smiling widely* No, just one kind of bed

Loki: *whispering to himself* and of course lounge cushions and hammocks.

Y/N: What did you say?

You: *interrupting* "Oh come on Steve... How often do I need to tell you ; Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice AND take pictures while doing it!"

Tony: *grins*

Loki: "Y/N!"

You: *turning to Loki* "What?"

Loki: *grinning mischievous* "DON'T EVER kiss me!"

Cap: *rolls eyes*

Tony: *deadpan* "Y/N..you're up...I can take the pictures for you!"

-After you DID kiss Loki and walked out all blushing-

*Tony & Loki high five*

Tony: "Nice one Reindeer games! I'll forward the pictures..."

Loki: *grins* "I wanted to say something else than kiss at first."

Tony: "I am NOT taking pictures then!"

Loki: *walking out to find you...* "Ehehehe..."

*hollering* "Y/N! I did not get two kisses! You said twice..."

Frigga: that's correct

Young Thor: then what are parents who lost their children called?

Loki: *sigh* " Now I'm only going to ask you this once"

You: *visibly nervous* "Ok....."

Loki: "And you had better not lie"

You: "I would never...!"😅

Loki: "Was it you who bent my horns?"

You: "......" 😗

Loki: "Y/n"

You: "No...."

Loki: "Y/n" 💢