#lnfinitc

YOU’RE WATCHING LIVE IN EMPIRE CITY WITH WES WEASELY! IT’S WEASELS WILD!

    The curtain opens, and out comes Wes. He looks a little nervous this time, his grin just a bit wider. The audience cheers and laughs at the sight of him, and the Weasel grabs at his collar comically, pulling on it with a “yeesh” kind of expression.

    As he gestures to his desk, laughter erupts from the audience–his desk is just gone, or at the very least, it’s now inside what looks like a cube of bullet proof glass that’s been nailed to the floor. Well, that’s always a good sign, right? Don’t gamble on your safety, folks. There’s a guest sofa right next to the cube.

    Wes makes his way over, entering through the back and locking it up tight inside before he takes a seat at his desk, speaking into a microphone.

    “My guest tonight, as you’ve probably guessed, is one of the MANY great enemies of this planet--he ripped through our cities and just completely wiped out any and all resistance forces! What a tough break, but you gotta admire his persistence and determination!”

OH, HEY INFINITE.

liked your post:

“* > ooooh godddd i’m so friggin bored * > somebody shove me into some...”

* > hey

* > hey

* > hey hey hey hey hey weird mask dog guy do YOU want to jam me into the stomachs of your hated enemies and, uhhhhh, turn them into soup???? cause. cause I can MAKE IT HAPPEN baby. you and me! you and me! Handsome Jack...hammer AND.................

Maybe they were just trying to make infinite look tall and imposing, is what I would say, if he wasnt the same size as everyone else. I still dont really get the reason behind this dialogue exchange, everytime I read this it just sounds like hes flirting with him ))

Crunches them. Menacingly.

" Keep it coming, mutt. "