IS WHAT OBVIOUS?

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

ive talked about being too high for things before but this is like.  next level

opened the reblog editor to say the mom is obviously Carmen Sandiego but then realized I have zero justification for that whatsoever I’m just going off of vibes

I mean I always shipped Waldo of Where’s Waldo with Carmen Sandiego, and if you combine the respective outfits of both and whatever deranged bullshit Waldo was on, I can see them producing twin Clown Princes of Crime and Corporations.

imagine just saying “i always shipped waldo of where’s waldo with carmen sandiego” with no explanation whatsoever

Why would that need explanation they’re perfect for each other

I bet Grinch culture has an ancient martial art

*"A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES" followed by the sound a dodgeball makes when it hits you*

we don't even celebrate fingers in his ass sunday anymore

If I follow you, you can feel very validated that a beautiful girl noticed you

YEAH SAME HERE I'M ALSO A PRETTY GIRL

NYEH HEH HEH!! WE'LL BE SAFE, SUNSHINE, I PROMISE 🖤