WE WON'T DISAPPOINT YOU!

ABOUT & RULES (google doc: rules are at the bottom!)

🔴 "Aha. Ahahaheha. Aaahahaha."

"WE GOT FANS?! REALLY???? YEEHAW!!!"

"Are you joking? We've had enough of that kind of thing. Besides, we can fight, doesn't mean we go looking for it."

The Labrador BOUNDS over on all fours, panting excitedly as his metallic tongue lulls out of his mouth, a dopey expression on his face. "WOWF WOWF!!! IS THAT FER ME?!?"

"Pray he doesn't call us. It's all we can do."

"She only plays that with you, pal."

"Other than watching where he's going, I don't have any notes. We've adapted to one another's style perfectly, so changing anything would actually be disadvantageous."

"Let's talk about something else."

"What else? I work. It's not like he gave me an option. Like any of them did. He chose a more innocent version of me, for God's sakes. It doesn't matter what I think. What I feel. What I want. I'm just... the discarded one."

"Errr, we used to... Back before we were promoted to the Boss' personal bodyguards, we used to get out more. Missions, occupation, that sort of thing. We were deployed to Metropolis quite often, and we had more time to make acquaintances with Empire Loyalists. Cubot got to play fetch more often, too. Those were the days!"

"I ALWAYS PROTECT MY BUDDY! IF I CAN DO SOMETHIN', I'LL DO IT... THE BOSS IS THE BOSS, BUT ORBOT'S MY BEST FRIEND, AND HE DON'T DESERVE NONE OF THE CRAP BOSS GIVES HIM! SO THESE DAYS, I'M ALWAYS GONNA PROTECT HIM. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TA ME!"

"Y... YEAH.... I'M ALREADY SO MUCH TO PUT UP WITH, I JUST WANNA LET ORBOT RELY ON ME SO... I TRY NOT TO TELL HIM STUFF LIKE THAT. HE'D WANNA HELP ME ANYWAY, BUT, HE NEEDS A BREAK AND... I'M BIG AND STRONG, I CAN HANDLE IT. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT. WHY CAN'T I JUST DO THIS ONE THING??"

"UH, I DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT THAT HONESTLY... BUT SOME OF SONIC'S FRIENDS LIKE US, AND THAT'S FINE!"

"Provided it's been downloaded into my brain, I can speak any language. My larger question is why."