The "It's Pride Month" Meme, but Make it Cosmere
("Um, it's July--pride month was June!" I don't hear you; I'm pretty sure Pride is the whole summer?)
A-Anyway, this is a meme where someone says, "It's Pride Month. You know that that means" and the listener interprets that...badly, and then the original interlocutor never explains. My absolute favorite example comes from @laminatednewspaper and can be viewed here.
Here are some text-only versions of this usually visual meme!
1. Wax & Ranette
Wax: It's Pride Month, Ranette. You know what that means. Ranette: You want me to...make gay guns? What? Wax:
2. Llarimar & Lightsong
Llarimar: It's Pride Month, Your Grace. You know what that means. Lightsong: You want me to...deny gay requests for my Breath? Lightsong: Deny them...gayly? Llarimar:
3. Liyun & Yumi
Liyun: It's Pride Month, Yumi. You know what that means. Yumi: ...Stacking gay rocks? Liyun:
4. Dalinar & his soldiers
Dalinar: Men, it's Pride Month. You know what that means. Adolin (hopefully): Gay uniform codes? Dalinar:
5. Navani & her artifabrians
Navani: It is Pride Month, ladies. You know what that means. Rushu: We're making...gay fabrials? Rushu: (gasps) Gaybrials?? Navani:
6. Hrathen & Dilaf
Hrathen: It's Pride Month, Dilaf. You know what that means. Dilaf: EVERY MONTH IS PRIDE MONTH BECAUSE I AM PROUD TO SERVE SHU-DERETH Hrathen: Dilaf: WHAT?!
7. Kelsier & his crew
Kelsier: It's Pride Month, everyone. You know what that means. Dockson: Gay heists? Ham: Robbing the homophobic?? Vin: Gay allomancy? Spook (to himself): Gayllomancy? Breeze: Taking the month off? To...celebrate? Kelsier:
8. Taravangian and the Diagram Society people
Taravangian: It's Pride Month. You know what that means. Adrotagia: Renarin will mess things up...extra? Taravangian:
9. Tindwyl and Elend
Tindwyl: It's Pride Month, Your Majesty. You know what that means. Elend: We're...studying gay kings? Elend: Learning how to rule...gayly? Elend: Do I have to be queer to be a good king?? Tindwyl:
10. Kelsier & Era 2 folks
Kelsier: It's Pride Month, survivorists. You know what that means. Steris (gasps): The church will now accept gay people? Kelsier: T-That was just a population growth thing!
11. Kaladin & Bridge 4
Kaladin: It's Pride Month, men. You all know what that means. Skar: ...Drehy is in charge now? Rlain: Humans will acknowledge my existence? Sigzil: We're...gonna learn to read? Lopen: Gay orgy?? Kaladin:
12. Dalinar & the Stormfather
Dalinar: It's Pride Month, Stormfather. You know what that means. Stormfather: [rumbling] What, you want me to accept gay Radiant oaths? Dalinar: Stormfather: HOW IS THAT DIFFERENT FROM NORMAL?!










