#littlejohnny

Mother,

I won't be home this evening, so

don't worry; don't hurry to report me missing.

Don't drain the canals to find me,

I've decided to stay alive, don't

search the woods, I'm not hiding,

simply gone to get myself classified.

Don't leave my Shreddies out,

I've done with security.

Don't circulate my photograph to society

I have disguised myself as a man

and am giving priority to obscurity.

It suits me fine;

I have taken off my short trousers and put on long ones, and

now am going out into the city, so

don't worry; don't hurry to report me missing.

I've rented a room without any curtains

and sit behind the windows growing cold,

heard your plea on the radio this morning,

you sounded sad and strangely old ....

"I'm not new to this!"

Chris Dill - Creator, Author, Artist Recently releasing my coloring book for kids and adults “What would aliens look like?” on Amazon, I realized just how much I love drawing and coloring aliens. And let’s just say, you have to LOVE drawing them to come up with 101 different ones! Come to think of it, I love anything to do with aliens! Aliens are my thing. My work has been viewed millions of times by millions of people all over the globe on the web and TV since 1999, not to mention getting over 9.7 million views on Youtube alone since 2006. If you Google "mediapickle" you will find a ton of links to pages referencing me and my work. Be warned that some of the old stuff is not necessarily kid friendly, but from now on I am only creating family friendly content. I have grand kids now and I want to create the type of content they can enjoy. I've grown a lot and I think it can be seen in my latest project 'I Do Aliens!'. Since you are here at this very moment (it's like it is meant to be), feel free to check out some of my older work below!

2D Cartoon Animation Demo Reel

Here is a 2d cartoon animation demo reel featuring just a few cartoons from the literal hundreds I have created in my career, spanning over 20 years, featuring clients like Rodney Carrington, Dan St. Paul, Heywood Banks, and Tom Mabe, among others.

Here are some older logos and other graphics I have designed throughout my career.

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