#link evilman

Like what was the point if everything was going to be solved in one episode.

And even worse Link has the personality of a cardboard box.

Every single one of Phoebe's love interests were about as exciting as watching paint dry.

I saw someone say that Link went between being obsessed with Phoebe and being totally indifferent to her. AND THEY WERE RIGHT

And I know they could do it better because even if I'm not the biggest Mallison fan AT LEAST ALLISON HAD A PERSONALITY

Yes her personality was very centered in being an ambientalist BUT STILL A PERSONALITY NON THE LEAST

Phoebe: I really care about your feelings!

Cherry: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Link, turning his head: ...And then there’s the disaster couple...

Max: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Summary: Link cuddling Max, Phoebe, and Chloe!

Phoebe laid in Links arms on the couch, her mother in the kitchen and Chloe on the floor in front of them coloring her superhero coloring pages. Phoebe couldn't help the smile that formed on her face when Chloe turned to them to show her completed President Kickbutt picture. 

"Do you like it?" She wondered. 

Phoebe's smile brightened and she encouraged Chloe to lay with her. She noticed Chloe had gotten better at keeping the coloring in the lines, "I think you did amazing," Phoebe said. 

Chloe climbed back down but then made her way back on her lap with crayons and her book. She was deciding which one to pull out next. Link moved so his arm was around both of the girls making him smile.

"Do you want kids, baby?" He asked. 

They had been long distance for 2 years and engaged for only a few months,  the question was bound to come up. She leaned her head back against his shoulder, noticing her mom had stopped what she had doing to hear her answer. 

"I do, but I want to spend a few more years as a hero first," she said to appeas her mother but she tiled her head to whisper, "I want a baby as soon as we get married," she whispered making him chuckle. 

"Can't wait," he said with a smile. 

Max walked in and paused at the scene, "no one invited me to cuddle!" He fake whined. 

Link winked at Phoebe and stretched his arm out to grab Max around the waist and pull him to the couch. 

He let out a girl scream until he was pressed right up against Link's side. "Okay, just because your Dweebe's fiance doesn't mean you can be mean. That's saved for brother in law shit," He said trying to wiggle out of links grab before giving up and getting comfy. 

"Close enough," Link said resting back and closing his eyes. 

Max took his twins hand and curled into her boyfriends arm. If he was going to be stuck, he was gonna stay comfy. 

Barbra walked in and chuckled at chloe and Phoebe on the floor coloring with Links arm stretched around them and the two boys fast asleep on the couch. "Girls you hungry?" She asked keeping her voice low.

"Lets go," phoebe helped Chloe slip out of link's grip. The three girls left the two boys fast asleep 

Link: *walks in* Hi, I'm Link and...

Max: Yeah, let me stop you right there *slams door shut*

Phoebe: Max, did he arrive yet?

Max: No, that idiot is late

Max: AGAIN

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Max: Link, come on, you're an Evilman, you gotta be at least a little bit evil!

Link: Mhm...not really. See, why are you not a better superhero if your dad is Thunderman?

Max: I did not ask for a demonstration.

Max: F*ck you, honestly

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Phoebe: We're going to an exclusive tennis club Link is in!

Max: Can't be THAT exclusive then

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Link: Why is your brother so annoying?

Phoebe: I don't know...he's just like that.

Phoebe: Don't worry! =)

Link: Yes, but...*looks over his shoulder* WHY is he HERE?

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Max: Ah, a gift for Phoebe. Classic. Cole did that too, he sent flowers all the time.

Link: Wait, who's Cole?

Max: Oh, just a dude who dated Phoebe for a few weeks.

Link: *curious* What happened then?

Max: He disappeared.

Max *staring in Link's eyes*: just.like. that.

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Max *consoling Phoebe after she broke up with Link*: There, there, Pheebs.

Phoebe: *crying* I just don't understand...how did I fall for a person like that! Did you suspect...anything?

Max: Mhm, yeah

Phoebe: *sniff* when?

Max: When that dude turned up to our door with a used ketchup bottle and thought THAT was romantic - I was hella turned off by that!

Phoebe: *sobbing* IT WAS ROMANTIC!

Max: NO IT WASN'T! HE WORKS AT SPLATBURGER: HE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU A FREE MENU! WHERE ARE YOU PRIORITIES, PHOEBE!!!

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Max *in his Z-Force uniform* :So after all, Link wasn't that bad. He turned out a good superhero and saved Japan on multiple occasions.

Camera man: And we're finished!

Phoebe: Yay, Max! Good job!

Max: I lied.

Phoebe: Not really though, I'm proud of you.

Max:

Link: I don’t know, how are—

Cherry: Okay, my name is Cherry but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.

Link: Okay that’s not happening- how about you!

Phoebe: I’m Phoebe and I like the movie White Chicks!

Link: ….Okay…whatever, I respect that.

Max: My name is Max and I hate this place, it actually sucks here…

Link: Okay…and you…

Phoebe: Roads: work ahead.

Max: BBQ sauce: on my titties.

Cherry: Shavacado: fre.

Link: