Max Headcanons
He’s bisexual 💖💜💙
Trans 🏳️⚧️ (ftm)
AuADHD
Favourite colour is black (is constantly told by Phoebe that it’s a shade not a colour)
Has a sweet tooth
Listens to all genres of music except classical and jazz
His swoosh is literally his bed hair
He takes longer than Phoebe in the bathroom
He uses his freeze breath on Phoebe when she goes on one of her boring rants/lectures
He can swim really well
Colosso is basically his emotional support animal for anxiety and/or autism
He’s super smart but just doesn’t try in school cause it bores him
His favourite subject is science
He pranks all his siblings but Chloe
Has a crush on Oyster
Has glued Phoebe to a chair on multiple occasions
Tried to get Billy to speed run backwards to see if it would turn back time
Never turns in his homework but always completes it
Yells “rainbow!” And points excitedly
Points at all the animals he sees and imitates them on car rides and/or road trips
Owns at least 3 guitars and has named them
Has nightmares about taking his family’s powers and joining Dark Mayhem
Doesn’t tell anyone when he’s sick yet his family still finds out (Colosso tells them)
His parents use to tell him that the sweets they were eating were “too spicy and that he wouldn’t like it” but young Max loved spicy foods
Max became a ‘villain’ to get some form of attention
He’s a mommas boy
Chloe is his favourite sibling
He likes to keep things clean and in an organised manner
He could’ve gone professional at baseball but chose not to
He skates
He always tries his best but feels like it still isn’t good enough
He was actually super close to taking over the world he just didn’t want to
His paintings were always the best but were never put on the fridge
He’s the class clown but secretly insecure stereotype
His jokes are actually hilarious and most people find him funny
He can play violin quite well he just prefers guitar
Wore eyeliner and smokey eyeshadow to one of the band’s performances
Loves when Chloe paints his nails
Him and Phoebe have 3am talks about their childhood and the funny moments as well as talk trash about their parents
He pats every stray cat and dog that allows him
He believes that no dog breed is aggressive it’s the owners that make them that way
He has broken quite a few bones and has gotten a couple stitches
When he was young he got chicken pox and found it unfair that Phoebe wasn’t suffering with him so he gave them to her on purpose
Young Max used to sleep with Phoebe after a bad nightmare instead of his parents
Max used to have a pet rat but Barb made him get rid of it
He lets Norah put bows in his hair when he gets really bored
Whenever Billy yells “race ya!” Max gets Chloe to teleport him (it freaks Billy out until someone tells him Max ‘cheated’)
His top 5 artists are Twenty one pilots, NF, Nirvana, Nickelback and My chemical romance
Can also play the drums
His password is ‘Thunderman1scool’ because no one would guess it
He called his parents by their first names as a way to ‘distance’ himself from them for when he did become a villain
He watches Horror movies for fun
He laughs when people die in movies and it freaks everyone out
He loves Mother Mother
