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obsessed with team usa’s pommel horse guy not just because of the usual memes but because prior to a day ago if you’d shown me a picture of him i would’ve sworn on my life he was a minecraft youtuber

#icarus speaks #LIKE one second

also: “I only accept the category of ‘me’, which is a site of continual contestation”

wow, that’s a cool way to say that you’re a self-involved arse who genuinely believes he’s the most important authority on sexuality and doesn’t give a shit about anyone else’s lives, politics or experiences

just, oh my god, shut the fuck up dude you useless pretentious wank

#jeeesssuuusss #do these folk not just think for like a second?#like one second #I only accept the category of me #are you fucking kidding me?#wow a self-involved clueless straight dude for spring?#groundbreaking

Work tried to call me in and i'm like *taako voice* i can't. I can't. I just can't.

#i had to work the entire fucking holiday weekend i have no laundry and no food #just let me be for like a second #LIKE ONE SECOND #let me attend to my life

FIRST AND BEFORE THE BEGINNING

FIRST — the first two sentences of my current projectI don't have the beginning written yet. The first two sentences of the earliest bit that I have written:

"Are you—" he laughed, "are you… threatening me?.” He had to look away to cover the rest of his laughter with a mask of humility.

I kind of started at a random interesting bit and wrote a dialogue piece. That's what I always do. I need to piece everything together soon though.

BEFORE THE BEGINNING — three sentences (or more) about something that happened before the plot of my current projectToday. Everything happening right now, basically. It's a futuristic story after all. One of the key moments that the book refers back to is a war yet to happen.

Work-in-progress questions; ask me more?

#is it bad that i didn't know what this was for at first #like one second #we're talking about luscious hair #and the next #this message #like what are these words #percysdiangelo #Silence will fall when the question is answered