#lifeshit

In the last year have you…

-Made new friends?: yeah!

-Fallen out of love?: nah

-Laughed until you cried?: god probably during some of @redriyo​’s jackbox.tv nights

-Found out someone was talking about you?: don’t think so

-Met someone who changed you?: nah

-Found out who your friends are?: this is a very passive-aggressive question

-Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list?: apparently there was a night at a bar when i did? i think that was in the last year, anyway.

General

-How many of your facebook friends do you know irl?: the majority, but there are a few old hands from the m.a.i.l. forums that i’ve never met irl

-Do you have any pets?: no :( i just aggressively cuddle other people’s pets for now

-Do you want to change your name?: i’ve considered it.

-What did you do for your last birthday?: ate cake. also my housemates and i have this weird thing we do. it started because we needed a birthday candle one year, and i happened to have this super extra gothic candlestick with a blood-red candle left over from my 12-year-old Aesthetic days. so now we light that candle and sing to celebrate each housemate’s birthday, and that’s what we did for mine.

-What time did you wake up today?: 11 or 12

-What were you doing at midnight last night?: think i went to bed early, so i was probably reading.

-What is something you can’t wait for?: high-level D&D, if any of the campaigns i’m in ever go that long. (fingers crossed)

-What are you listening to right now?: -

-Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?: i mean, yeah. probably. i don’t have a quirky answer for this random-ass question.

-Something that’s getting on your nerves?: probably about half a million dumb things.

-Most visited website: not that i should be surprised, but this one, of course. twitch is up there, too, surprisingly.

-Hair color: reddish-blonde

-Long or short hair: Have You Heard The Word Of Our Lord And Savior, Short Hair because i sure have.

-Do you have a crush on someone?: mmm, last time i had a crush was a few months ago i think, and i got over it in about two weeks.

-What do you like about yourself?: what’s that feel like?

-Want any piercings?: i’ve got about as many as i want right now

-Blood type: O neg. universal donor, my friend

-Nicknames: -

-Relationship status: pass

-Zodiac: libra

-Pronouns: 

surprise me

pretty much same. i use they/them to keep it simple. although in practice, what that actually means is: “they” makes me happy, “she” will probably make me correct you (if it’s clear that you just forgot), and “he” will make you my best friend forever. "ze/zir” or anything of that ilk gets you points for style.

-Fave tv shows: probably stranger things 

-Tattoos: never found one i liked well enough

-Right or left handed: right

-Ever had surgery?: wisdom teeth are technically surgery, but other than that, nah

-Piercings?: three in each earlobe, but i don’t wear earrings much anymore so at least one pair has closed up.

-Sport: listen,

-Vacation: i want to see mountains again, frodo

More general

-Eating: most recently, a handful of chocolate almonds

-Drinking: water

-I’m about to watch: the cat do something weird probably

-Waiting for: who knows, my friend. who knows.

-Want: to jump two, five, or ten years in the future, however long it takes to have a good set of medications for my brain shit. however, would also accept amazing biceps.

-Get married: listen, i love the idea of a soul mate but, listen, it’s not going to happen

-Career: professionally stressed out

Which is better

-Hugs or kisses: they’re both good, but honestly, hugs.

-Lips or eyes: this is not a hard-and-fast rule, but generally, as long as you have a reasonable amount of each, i don’t care.

-Shorter or taller: have had good experiences with both.

-Older or younger: just not too far in either direction

-Nice arms or stomach: buff arms are a+. soft, cuddly stomach is a+++.

-Hookup or relationship: i’m good on relationships for a while, and hookups aren’t really in my wheelhouse, so.

-Troublemaker or hesitant: look if i were to date someone hesitant nothing would ever get done.

Have you ever

-Kissed a stranger: i don’t... not a complete stranger, no, i don’t think so.

-Drank hard liquor: it gets the job done yo

-Lost glasses: the one pair i have ever owned, i don’t know where they are, so.

-Turned someone down: multiple someones

-Sex on first date: listen,,,

-Broken someones heart: a couple, i think

-Had your heart broken: yeah but it was my own damn fault so

-Been arrested: no

-Cried when someone died: no

-Fallen for a friend: once or twice

Do you believe in

-Yourself: nah they a bitch

-Miracles: statistically, yes

-Love at first sight: again, statistically, yes

-Santa Claus: my parents didn’t even do the santa claus thing when i was a kid. we had st. nick instead. i did believe in him for a little while.

-Kiss on a first date: i mean hell yeah

-Angels: nah, but there are some good people in the world who come close

Other

-Best friend’s name: probably @donaldry​ since we’ve been close friends for the longest of the people i’m close with right now.

-‎Eye color: greyish green

-Favorite movie: idk what day of the month is it

-Fave actor: same as above. carrie fisher? yeah, all right, carrie fisher.