#les mis feed

here are some of my fav moments:

*valjean meeting cosette*

him: she’s just gone with some fucking rando who sings and was nice to her in the woods but alright fair, i would too

*èponine’s death*

him: if i ever get shot, i’m gonna sing to see whether it makes me last longer because why tf is she not dead yet

him: she’s tryna lips him and he’s just like damn that’s crazy anyways

*valjean setting javert free*

him: not one of them checked for his body? this is the shittiest revolution ever

*post gavroche’s death*

him: how do people watch this film and go yeah this guy’s shagging this guy when CHILDREN are literally being SHOT

read part one here.

*when javert looks down at valjean covered in sewage*

him: pov: me looking down at the toilet bowl after i’m done…oh my poo has gained sentience, it’s talking—it’s singing???—back to me.

*during javert’s suicide*

(context: i live where it was filmed)

him: russel my brother do not go around the corner, they will charge you £7.50 for a pint

him: fancy a scuba dive tomorrow? let’s go find russel’s fake body in the river and sell him on ebay

*during empty chairs*

him: why is bro right as rain? he should be GREEN rn after those cholera induced sewers.

me: this isn’t wicked

him: well, he should be jumping on a broom and flying rn. why is my green bro eddie redmayne not defying gravity????

*during the wedding*

him: hey, his friends may all be dead but at least he got a shag out of it

*during valjean’s final scene*

marius pontmercy: *looking around the room* i mean…i guess i can do a solo about empty chairs?