On the subject of kids learning to talk
My toddler sometimes goes to the play park with her nursery, and after nursery yesterday we went together
"mummy, go hell!" she shouts at me, and internally I go "don't be silly, no one at nursery has taught your daughter people go to hell"
"Mummy, me go hell!" she says and goes to stand in a dark corner of the play park "uh-oh thinks I, let's investigate this"
"Do you mean hole? Are you standing in a hole?" No we are not standing in a hole, we're between a fence and a building
"Mummy! Hell! Go hell!!" at least we seem excited? To be in hell? It's not a punishment? But also, we are in the dark corner furthest from any play equipment...
"Go hell! Weeeeeee!!"
and she runs down the tiniest hill and into the playground
"Mummy run down the hill?" I ask
"Yeah! Mum go hell!! Weeeeeee!"
Thanks for the heart attack kid, good times

















