#lardoshitty

Skip the Charades | sunfair One-Shot, 3k Set in the summer between Shitty's graduation and the start of Lardo's senior year. One take on how they might have gotten together.

You Forgot Your Change! | rhysiana One-Shot, 1k A Shitty/Lardo meet-cute for a prompt I saw on Tumblr: "You look like you can barely afford to eat out, and you still gave me the best tip I have ever received from a single person."

i’ll be your candle, i’ll be your statuette | misandrywitch One-Shot, 12k “Bros don’t let bros get set up by their fathers,” Lardo says casually, ignoring the fact that her heart rate has jumped and her hands feel clammy around the beer can.(aka the Lardo and Shitty fake dating competitive makeout fic you didn't know you needed til now).

Cells about to separate | runphoebe One-Shot, 4k 4 ways Shitty and Lardo most definitely did not get together + 1 way that they did

under a sky we made | mlle One-Shot, 3k Lardo thinks in bullet points, in checklists and to do items. It’s why she makes a great team manager, she knows, and it’s why she worries she’ll never truly have the temperament to be an artist. “‘Be’ an ‘artist,’” as Shitty would say—as Shitty has said, voice conveying those sarcastic quotation marks.

(Untitled) how does it feel | blackbird One-Shot, 2k "Right. Never have I ever gone down on a girl," Lardo says, smirking.

We All Need a Hallmark Ending | auroralynches One-Shot, 2k “You know what? Let’s do it.” “Do what?” “You know, get married and have kids and grow old together and shit.” And suddenly this is all very, very real. Shitty smiles weakly, like he’s trying to play it off as just another joke, but Lardo’s always been able to see right through him, and she can tell he meant every word. Snow biting at her cheeks, she blinks a few flakes out of her lashes, carefully turning the question over in her mind. After an agonizing silence, just as Shitty’s starting to look ready to dive back into his car and floor it all the way back to Cambridge, Lardo finally manages to speak again. “Are you proposing to me? After three months? In the parking lot at Murder Stop ‘n Shop?”

Team Duan-Knight and the Five-Year Plan | Schuyler One-Shot, 1k Shitty and Lardo make a five-year plan. And that plan comes with a further 18 year commitment.

hum a few bars | horchatita394, wishingonalightningbolt One-Shot, 5k Prompt: shitty/lardo, we've never met but we shower at the same time and our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so sometimes we start duets?

naïve romantic shit, i thought (until i wrote it in my journal) | heyfightme One-Shot, 1k changing relationships are tricky beasts, and expectations often fail. cars are places where the raw-est talking happens, and shitty and lardo are about get get real raw.

Choices | sunfair One-Shot, 2k Shitty decides to volunteer for a cause he believes in; remains clueless about how to act on his feelings.

Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder (or at least clarifies a few things) | rhysiana One-Shot, 1k Graduation came. Lardo cheered as loud as she could with Ransom and Holster to help cover up Shitty's real name when he walked the stage, gave him a solid hug that only left a very small wet spot on his stupid graduation robes, and watched his stuck-up relatives whisk him away to some big family to-do on the Cape that meant she wouldn’t be able to hear from him for at least a week, minimum. Then she went home, acknowledged she was going to miss Shitty to an excessive degree, and told herself to deal with it. This week would be good training for the next year. This was how life was going to be now. And that was fine.