Another commission! This guy right here is Equi, @lalnasaurus's Ifrit summoner! Great fun :)

AHOJ! Nejsem pražák ale dostatečně blízko :) odteď jsem kamarádi, vítej v mé osobní jámě :D

yay, thank you so much a niet zač! n_n

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A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

The way I know myself, probably not. Not because murder is bad or anything. I’d just want to save my murder. It’s like Blaník knights you know. You save it for the time when you need it the most, but when the moment’s there, you don’t think that’s it and you save it some more.

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

Already answered that.

J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

Probably not. although the image of taking the deal and then having sex like two hundred years later and falling into dust is morbidly hilarious. Although to be fair, I wouldn’t manage for two hundred years.

N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

h

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

Ungh no. I don’t think we’ve ever had anyone that would interest me.

X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?

Answered that one too.