THE CRIMES OF KUROO TETSUROU
haikyuu Ā· kurodai Ā· 5.2k, t.
if you ask oikawa, kuroo and daichiās terrible flirting constitutes a biohazard. well, heās had enough. the court is now in session. square up, kuroo
āThank you, Iwa-chan,ā Oikawa says stiffly. āUshiwaka.ā He stands. Which is ridiculous. As is this entire council meeting, actually, so, yāknow, par for the course. He clears his throat. āWe are here to discuss Kuroo Tetsurouās crimes, specificallyāā Here, he raises his voice, as if anticipating Kurooās interruption, āāthe endless, egregious, emotionally taxing to unwilling viewers⦠flirting.ā
āWith who?ā Kuroo asks, incredulous.
Almost all heads swivel to face him. Kunimiās head doesnāt move, but he does cast a sidelong glance Kurooās way. Kageyama doesnāt look up from his notepad, where he does, in fact, seem to be dutifully writing something. Tsukishima is watching over his shoulder and rolls his eyes, pointing at something on the page. Kageyama scowls, then scribbles it out.
āDaichi, obviously,ā Suga says.
Really, one of these days, theyāre going to have to have a conversation with Oikawa about hijacking Official Council Meetings for his nonsense. Probably got bigger fish to fry today, though.