Aye

Kuroo who is always, ALWAYS mocking Daichi with "bet you guys don't have this in the countyside, hm?", always mentioning how Tokyo is better, more advanced, etc etc.

They can't meet a single time without Kuroo bringing up the Tokyo/Miyagi difference.

That is, until the day they (finally) sleep together, Kuroo is left A mess and Daichi asks "bet you can't find a dick like mine in Tokyo, hm?"

[slightly spicy]

The Nekoma royal family is known to be very fancy. They're proud to be known as the always impeccable monarchs. Even the palace surroundings are always clean, with a nice/new painting, fresh cut grass, the royal horses smelling nice, etc.

Which is why no one should know that in the middle of the night, the young prince and the horse keeper are getting /freaky/, sweaty and smelly between the stable walls.

It's ok though. The next morning, when the queen finds a stray hay in the young prince's hair, he just brushes it off with "You know how I like to take care of the horses"

"I know you do, Tetsurou. But remember we have a reputation to uphold. See Sawamura for example, he's always with the horses but you never find hay in his hair. You could use the time you spend with him to learn a thing or two."

Little does the queen know /what/ kind of things the horse keeper is teaching her son.

KuroDai swapping jobs for a week. JVA Daichi goes to teach new kids about volleyball and all the little girls, the moms (and even some dads) are soo in love with him. It works so well that Kuroo's boss calls him by the end of the week, asking if Daichi doesn't want to be a permanent JVA

Meanwhile, Kuroo takes the officer role and takes all the old ladies in the neighborhood by surprise when they flirt with him and he flirts back. The ladies also ask him if he doesn't want to become a full time officer.

But in the end, they'd like to keep things as they are, because "my job might include helping other people but it doesn't include sharing my husband, #sorrynotsorry"

Daichi is the perfect golden boy who comes from a sweet family in the countryside. He's good with autorithy but never pushes it and people feel safe with him. Also has massive tits and is associated with a creature that flies.

KuroDai AU where Kuroo's a pro volleyball player and his jersey name is 'Kuroo' even though most fans and commentarists call him 'Tetsurou' anyway.

They get married and Kuroo takes Daichi's last name. Kuroo doesn't mention any changes about his jersey so Daichi assumes he'll keep it like that.

Until the first match after the cerimony comes and suddenly Kuroo's at the court with a big 'Sawamura' on his back. Daichi is speechless. He had no idea. In fact, almost no one did. Just Kuroo's coach and the person responsible for ordering new jerseys.

In the post-game interview, Kuroo's asked about the name change and he simply answers "getting married to Daichi was one of the best things that happened to me. And since I can't wear my ring in the game, I found another way to bring my marriage into the court."

/fin

Daichi: thanks 😄

Kuroo: How soon can we share it? 😏