ok, i just need to put out there that this is the first time i've ever written something relatively close to fanfiction, so it's shitty and a little ooc for some of the characters (especially keith ngl). anyways here a small klance oneshot but it's dialogue only!! btw no tw that ik of, but lmk if there's something i should add a tw for! it was written as a school project, so there shouldn't be anything!! enjoy my shit writing, everyone :)
L: “How- how did you find me?”
K: “You’ve got to be kidding me. You’re joking, right?”
K: “Oh my God you’re being serious, haha! Wow, I did not take you as the dense type.”
L: “Hey! For your information I am very perceptive when I need to be!”
K: “Yeah our lives are kind of in danger right now? I’d take that as a time where perceptiveness is needed! And you obviously didn’t take that perceptiveness into consideration when you practically announced to the world where you were going due to how loud you ran.”
K: “Anyways, do you have any information on our enemy?”
L: “All I know is that we’re outnumbered. By, like, a lot. We’re the only ones left.”
L: “Yeah, how’s that for perceptiveness!?”
K: “Point taken, but this isn’t the time to argue! The enemy could be close and be ready to snipe us, and we can’t afford to lose this war.”
L: “Alright. Do you have a plan?”
K: “Well, you know how I said they could be ready to snipe us at any moment?”
L: “I think I see where you’re going with this, K.”
K: “Thankfully, we have a sharpshooter of our own. The only way we can win at this point is to ambush them. They’ve got 5 people, right? I think I’ll be able to pull off leading them together with some distractions, and once they’re all together, you can pick them off from above.”
L: “This is going to be so fun!”
K: “Remember to stay serious, L… But let’s destroy them.”
H: “Dude, we’ve been walking around for forever and there’s still no sign of anyone. Did we take them all out? I feel like we would have known if we took them all out.”
P: “Yeah, we would have. They’re either really good at this or have no clue what to do, and I’m going with the latter.”
H: “What was that? P please, what was that?!”
P: “Calm down!! Finding out where they are is literally our job, H. It sounded like it came from roughly 10 o'clock, but from above due to how long it took to hit the ground. Let’s go back east and tell the others”
A: “H, P! Why are you two over here? I thought your orders from S were to stay separate from the group.”
H: “Yeah, well we know where the enemy is and it's literally on the complete other side, soooooo yeah.”
P: “One of them dropped something, and I thought I heard someone quietly curse under their breath, so they’re def disorganized. ”
C: “Awesome, S isn’t terribly far away so we should regroup and come up with a game plan.”
A: “Let’s go then! We must win!”
K: “Beep. They’re heading over to their leader now, L. You in position? Beep.”
L: “Beep. Never been more ready, K. Beep.”
K: “Beep. Alright then, good luck. I’m counting on you. Beep.”
S: “C just filled me in, great job on finding their location H and P.”
A: “P said that what they dropped sounded like it came from above, so we should ambush from behind and on the same level, instead of from underneath.”
C: “Sounds reasonable enough to me, does anyone have anything else to add?”
P: “Nothing here, let go get th-”
S: “What?! They’re behind us? Everyone, ready you-”
Comms: “TEAM RED HAS WON THIS ROUND OF LASER TAG. PLEASE EXIT THROUGH THE WEST DOOR AND DROP OFF YOUR GUNS AND GEAR AT THE PREP ROOM. WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN PLAYING THIS LAST ROUND OF LASER TAG.”
L: “Woooo Hoooooo!!! K, Did you see that?! I totally had them!”
K: “Yes! Great job, L! I knew you could do it.”
P: “Are they….. Actually getting along? I thought for sure their arguing would be their downfall.”
S: “Well, we’ve just got to not underestimate them anymore. Good game guys, you proved us wrong.”
K: “Don’t forget about the bet, guys!”
L: “YES! Free lunch, I can’t wait to meet you!”
