#kittyroth

Referencing this post.

Honestly, it's not hard (for certain people) to trigger the purr.

Cloud: 🐥

Sephiroth: PRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Cloud: 🍅 dude I'm just standing here...

Sephiroth: *too busy rubbing his head on Cloud to respond*

Angeal: Honey, you look tired, have some soup...

Sephiroth: 🥹 PRRRRRRRRRRR

Angeal: 🥹

Genesis: Darling, may I braid your hair tonight? I desire to wind down as I wind your fine strands together and regale you with the great classics--we must continue your education of course.

Sephiroth: *already butting his head into Genesis' lap* PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The whole evening is spent with Genesis' soft baritone weaving grand tales and Sephiroth's industrial strength purrs vibrating the couch. Cloud and Zack walk in, beeline for the middle of that, and fall asleep instantly, spooning Sephiroth. Genesis pretends to be annoyed at them when they wake up for not listening to the beauty of the words of the goddess.

Angeal takes pictures and makes cocoa.

Zack: Seph, bud, y'know what?

Sephiroth: What is it, Zack?

Zack: I love you, man. You're just. I don't know how you're always so kind. I wish we coulda been friends our whole lives. *Hugs*

Sephiroth: PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

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None of the guys will ever admit it, but...

Cloud's grumpy grumbles as he stuffs his face into his boyfriends' chests sounds suspiciously like chocobo chatter.

Zack whines with excitement.

Genesis squawks.

Chairwoman H of Silver Elite now presents: How to properly wash your cat

1. Prepare a bottle of 13 flavoured shampoo

2. Prepare a bottle of hair conditioner of the same brand

3. Put your cat in the bathtub

4. SQUEEZE on your cat and squish your cat

i can’t get this out of my head so i’m inflicting it upon others

SETUP: something goes wonky with sephiroth’s shapeshifting ability, and he turns into a big, fluffy, long-haired white cat, with basically sephiroth’s same eyes cause they’re already almost cat eyes

bonus: his titty harness becomes a kitty harness i’m hilarious shut up

he doesn’t know why this happened and he can’t seem to turn back, so he’s stuck as a cat for the time being, and what’s more, he’s lost in the streets of some unfamiliar place

of course cloud finds him and decides to rescue the pretty kitty and take him along

cloud: hm. you’ve got a harness so you must belong to someone. but you don’t have any tags

sephiroth: miaow miao mao mao [why should i have tags, i’m not a real cat. is there something wrong with your brain?]

cloud: wow your eyes are so pretty. haha you kind of look like sephiroth.

sephiroth: MRAO MEOW MAO—mrow? [I AM SEPHIROTH YOU F—wait you think my eyes are pretty?]

cloud: what? you like that name? it’s kind of a lot. but i guess i can i’ll call you sephi for now

sephiroth: MAO MIAO MAAAOW [SEPHI? AM I A JOKE TO YOU??]

cloud: hahaha wow sephi you sure are chatty. you’re even more like him than i thought

cloud (scoops up kittyroth): yeesh you’re really heavy sephi. how did you get so chunky living in the streets?

sephiroth: HISS GRRROWWWWL [CHUNKY? UNHAND ME OR MEET YOUR END]

cloud: i’m not putting you down, you’re not safe out here. just be good and i’ll get you something to eat

sephiroth: GRRRR…rrrr….hmph. [i am rather hungry. very well, you may carry me for now, little puppet. but only because i allow it]